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I just asked Pablo Hidalgo what colour Huxâs eyes are and this was his response
I need to lie down for a moment
OMG
Iâm still not over this.
Imagine being alphys and just standing there behind a closed door and hearing..stuff happen
I feel kinda bad because I havenât been on here much at all. Itâs quite tiring I find to maintain and curate a blog. Iâm a lot more active on twitter (same username) and i do genuinely like talking to people.
Im trying to write my thesis now and itâs just... not happening how I want it. But Iâm going on vacation in a couple of days so thatâs good.
@thethirstorderâs corset fits them perfectly! So excited to see it all together when I finish the skirt.

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OMFG THIS IS MY FAVOURITE THING ON THE INTERNET HOLY SHIT
PASTA JAR LIFE HACK
Do you ever try to scrape the last of the pasta sauce from the jar? Today, I figured out a solution: make pasta, put it in the jar, screw the lid back on, then shake the jar.
Itâs a great way to minimise waste and make sure the sauce is evenly distributed. You can even eat the pasta right out of the jar, which eliminates the need for a bowlâone less item to wash up! If youâre really into that sustainable lifestyle, you can rinse the jar out when youâre done and keep it as a drinking glass.
The amount of pasta I made was too much to all fit in the jar at once so I did it again and managed to eat all the sauce in the process. This is the jar after I was done eating:
Now go forth and never waste sauce again!
Surrounded by incompetents. You are the only one who has not tested my ire.
And I thought, Hey What a way to spend the day
I sang this in my head to the tune of the Arthur theme song

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I have commissioned @4n0th3rm3 to illustrate each chapter of my fic Controlling Disorder and this is the art for Chapter Three, I am so happy to be working with such an amazing artist to bring these tender and heartbreaking scenes to life. For the illustrations for chapters one and two, click here.
I have commissioned @4n0th3rm3 to illustrate each chapter of my fic Controlling Disorder and this is the art for Chapter Three, I am so happy to be working with such an amazing artist to bring these tender and heartbreaking scenes to life. For the illustrations for chapters one and two, click here.
thethirstorderâs kylux crack fic recs!
Here are some of my most favourite funny fics! We all need a dose of crack every now and then.Â
Effective Human Copulation: A Study Author: Supreme_Leader_Snoke Rating: T+ Summary: An observational study of human mating rituals and how to influence them. Test subjects: Kylo Ren and General Hux. Comments: Written as a legitimate study with Snoke as a hilariously clueless researcher, this fic is a delight. A highly original take on the âSnoke Ships Itâ trope. All Around My Hat Author: Anorlost Rating: M Summary: Kylo thinks stealing Hux's hat in front of all of his subordinates will be a pretty hilarious prank. Nobody else seems to think so. Comments: This fic made me laugh until my sides hurt. Itâs truly excellent and I cannot recommend it enough.Â
What A Thing To Misplace Author: GenerallyHuxurious Rating: E Summary: Kylo Ren wanted to become one with the Dark Side. So he used the Force to literally remove carnal distractions from his life. Meanwhile Hux finds a very realistic, very responsive, dildo hidden in a closet.Of course General Armitage "Sex Toy Connoisseur" Hux puts it to good use. Comments: This fic is brilliant! Absolutely smashing! Moral of the story: donât leave your valuables unattended. Â
Master Chef Author: degreesofinsanity Rating: T+ Summary:Â It's their first anniversary and Hux cooks for Kylo. Kylo just wants death to claim him. Comments: This fic is so great you guys!!! Itâs just the right amount of silly. I donât know whatâs worse, Huxâs cooking skills or his pun-making. Read it, and decide for yourself!Â
Merry Huxmas Author: Gefionne & nookienostradamus / @gefionne  & @nookienostradamus Rating: E Summary: Christmas is a silly thingâfrivolous and unwarranted. Or so thinks General Armitage Hux. It takes the intervention of three strange but somehow familiar spiritsâof past, present and futureâto convince him both that itâs the most wonderful time of the year and that he needs to do some serious thinking about his relationship with Kylo Ren. Comments: I tried to quote the bits that made me laugh but that's the entire fic! Highlights include: Snoke on ice, a candy-cane euphemism, and a Hux deeply in denial.Â
Down For The Count Author: limit_breakr Rating: T+ Summary:Â General Hux finds a new way to mess with Kylo Ren. Comments: Remember Aerobics Hux? Yeah! In which Kylo gets all hot and bothered by Huxâs cool-down routine. Gorgeous In General Author: epiclifeinruins Rating: Not Rated Summary:Â Where General Hux wears his full dress uniform and leaves the entire crew of the Finalizer swooning. Including Kylo Ren. Comments: If youâve ever had a need to read about excessively handsome Hux, this is the fic. Idk about you, but I relate deeply to everyone who lays eyes upon him here.Â
Anyone But You Author: thethirstorder / @thethirstorder Rating: E Summary:Â Phasma and Hux have a bet when Hux says he can get anyone in bed. She says Ren of course, and Hux begrudgingly accepts the challenge. Comments: Yep, Iâm reccing my own fic because Iâm trash. Honestly Iâm pretty proud of this one. Just watch out for a few feelings near the end.
two years later this is still the ideal kylux dynamic

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What is Poe Dameron Appreciation Week?
A week dedicated to celebrating Star Warsâ Poe Dameron!
Themes!
Day 1: Black Leader - Poe is a charismatic and devoted leader in the Resistance.
Day 2: Space Family - Poe comes from a loving family. His parents both fought heroically in the war against the Empire.
Day 3: Droid Friend - Poe has a love for machinery, both his favorite astromech and starfighters.
Day 4: Bros - Your favorite platonic relationship.
Day 5: Partner - Your favorite romantic ship.
Day 6: Brash Pilot - Whether itâs crank calling the General of the First Order or being flip with Kylo Ren, Poe has a way with words.
Day 7: As Long As Thereâs Light - Poe is hopeful and is ready to fight for a better tomorrow.
What can I post?
Anything! Â Art, fics, meta, gif sets, headcanons, moodboards, etc. Â Create and celebrate!
When does it run?
March 18th - 24th, 2018
Rules?
Please avoid fandom wank and negativity. Â The goal is to appreciate and celebrate the character of Poe Dameron, not to be a platform for discourse. Â This includes any ship hate and character bashing.
Tag NSFW and content/trigger warnings.
How do I participate?
Tag your posts with #poedameronappreciationweek â Make sure itâs in the first 5 tags so we can all see it and reblog it to @poedameronappreciationweek
Fics can be added to the AO3 collection.
Reblog this post and spread the word!
Special thanks to @brokenedgeben @poe-knockitoff-dameron and @rinskiroo for organizing the event!