Mr.FlirtMan

the english language may be difficult to learn but at least we dont insist on assigning genders to inanimate objects

hahahahahahaha

Good

@sentirum

True thooooooo

Omfg

;)

I am cancer and that’s why I need you to go fuck yourself.

I am a cancer and that’s why I was so excited to see you

I am a libra and thats why I have no idea how many times I was thinking about you

I am a Taurus and that’s why I wanna talk to you tomorrow

i am a virgo and that’s why I don’t want to be in the office tomorrow

I am a libra and that’s why I’m at a bus stop

i am a gemini and thats why I am a gay man

I am a Virgo and that’s why I am a lot more like lookin and then I don’t thunk being cringey should be a skinny??

I am Sagittarius and that’s why I am so sorry to you and I just don’t want you anymore.

I am Gemini and that’s why you are always so ducking stupid ya hoe, I hope you’re doing shit.

harry potter does play an instrument, but contrary to popular belief it’s a kazoo

Fuck yes-

I hope the lesbian reading this post right now is having a great day and has ice cream in their freezer

Yes please-

100/10 advice

Yeeeesssssssss

I agree

i love that flitwick’s trap for the philosopher’s stone was the only one that wasn’t obviously lethal. dude just loves flying, and keys, and also flying keys

Senior prank this year we all drop out

I second this-

Emil is a strange species, this is him in his natural habitat

oh my goodness Emil

Gimme dat angst!

Yesssssss

D’awwwww :’)