Incorrect Hetalia Quotes

France:We need a diversion. I say England gets naked. Russia:No. France:I could get naked. The Rest of The Allies:NO!!!

Romano: And I never back down from a fight. N. Italy: Yeah you do! You do all the time! Romano: Well... yeah, but I'm not backing down from this one!

Spain: See that ball of fire? That's the sun. It goes by many names: Apollo's Lantern, day moon, Old Blazey. The important thing is never to touch it. Chibi Romano: I know what the sun is! Spain: Yes, now you do.

Prussia: Oh, is this the bit where you gloat before my inevitable death? Russia: Yes.

Italy: I’ve made it another year. Romano: Happy birthday. Germany: You didn’t say happy birthday to me on mine. Romano: I wasn’t happy you got to see another birthday.

Kugelmugel: Why does Hungary wear makeup? Austria: To look pretty. Kugelmugel: But she’s already pretty. Austria: Aww. Kugelmugel: Austria, you should wear makeup.

Prussia: If I had shape-shifting powers I would abuse the hell out of them. Like if I'm arguing with someone, I'd turn into their dead relative. Hungary: Genius. Austria: *Booking them both more therapy sessions*

Monaco: If a beautiful woman disagrees with me, I will immediately change my views. I have no principles. Belarus: Well, maybe you should have principles. Monaco: You’re right, maybe I should.

Germany: I'm financially stable, in shape, and my family is healthy. Thank god! Romano: I don't get why you openly brag about being financially stable, do you want to be robbed? Because I will rob you.