Beep-Beep, Motherfucker

WAIT

will never be over a former coworker who was my age sincerely asking “but are you still bisexual if you’re in a relationship?” like. nah man my card gets revoked. you know how it is with bisexuality

if i don’t renew it every year the registration expires. i get a sticker and everything

i hate that he’s fictional i wanna go down on him

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