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New Scientific Study Links Boat Shoes to Neurological Brain Disorder.

A new study published in the New England Journal of Medicine revealed some surprising information about Boat shoes. The new study found that humans that wore Boat Shoes developed a neurological disorder resulting in  extreme behavior changes that is best described as “entitled” and “ostentatious”.  It is unknown exactly why this change occurs, but it appears there is some sort of chemical change in the brain once the shoes are placed on the feet. Scientific tests found that brain activity is increased to a rapid rate and synapses repeatedly mis-fired causing the shoe wearers to become irritable and down right obnoxious. Also an interesting side note to the study found that Alcohol and Cocaine consumption tripled when Boat Shoes are worn.

Dr. Avery McCallister of Duke University,  Who headed the study, stated  “we are not sure exactly why these particular shoes illicit such a reaction in people” And warns that,  “certain regions of the country should be very cautious, particularly the Cape and Islands.”

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