they added another luftballon while you were sleeping

Children would be so jealous if they knew how many stickers we have in dive bar bathrooms

for sale: Baby Shoes Stylish Infant Boy Girl Unisex First Walker Shoes Toddler Walking Crib Shoes Lightweight Non-Slip Sneakers For 6 9 12 18 24 Months Baby Shoes New With Tags New In Box Excellent Condition Never Worn

heated rivalry fandom is so clearly so many young teenagers’ first fandom because their etiquette is appalling. i’m seeing comments on my fic that are genuinely a little rude. guys im writing this for you for free

AND AGAIN

It’s a tony soprano summer

What this means

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

walking around the dashboard at four in the morning stepping on all the creaking posts loud as fuck

you've been summoned for july duty

they're saying it's the most thursday it's ever been