you never realize how many pictures are on Tumblr until your internet is bad

woke deadbeat father: i'm just going to get some oat milk

Your misbehaving boyfriend is not funny to me

that coffee and pastry will save your life btw

nervous breakthrough

can't believe we've all been here since we were 14 and now we're all 20000 years old

Getting high on open window air

“imagine there’s no countries” fuck off john lennon how are we supposed to play the world cup without countries you ultimate scum

a slaughterhouse. an outlet mall. slot machines. fear of god. you know the usual

no you do not need to hold fictional characters "accountable". they are not real.

you’re telling me it’s sunday night?

*looks at the cost of rent* would anyone like to begin an intricate yet amicable roommates with benefits situationship with me