Tomorrow's Only Yesterday

Poor poor felicity.

(white girl voice) wait lemme go to the bathroom

are you saying only females of the white race urinate

yes

i am an asian female and i can back this up, i havent urinated since 1902

How old r u

17

*whispers* how long have you been 17

*whispers* as long as I've been asian

If people are really going to assume that guys with long hair are gay and girls with short hair are lesbians then I am going to assume that all bald men are actually eagles.

The first sentence should read, “I and my dad are pulling a prank on my brother.”

Zander stop

I will ask him politely, that will work! Oh, I wasn’t going to point this out, but the last one lacks a proper subject.

Guys it should be "My dad and I" god