Sophia

Heh..

no matter how insecure or shitty you feel, just remember that my muscles are massive and i can punch through walls

hey, I really needed this. Thank you.

*pulls you apart like a twizzler*

*SLAMS FIST ON TABLE* ow

i remember when i was doing a religious simpsons painting in my painting 1 class and the professor had been talking about trends that annoyed him, specifically people painting bart back when he taught in the 90′s. i took my painting off the easel and turned it around and my 50-some year old professor had to cope with seeing imagery of bart simpson as a cherub 

OP where is the painting

Where is the painting OP

i will no longer be using this blog because she died

You Are Going To Have So Much Success In 2018 (pass it on)

I nearly scrolled past, but I got nervous

We live in an age where you can press a button and a deep web hitman shows up at your door and kills you. Technology is incredible.

what button

what fucking button

can they like release new vegetables 

i work at whole foods and im here to tell u that they do

*Use hollandaise sauce as lube* “Gonna get egg benedicked”