Ramblings of a Lunatic

bonus!! calling them puddin, honey etc (most of this is more traditionally southern ik but i find it really funny)

Ahhh yea Im always open to requests!! Happy to present to you:

The Loud American

Price takes a new transfer under his wing and introduces him to the rest of the 141

Said transfer happens to be American,, and an instigator

He and Soap trade insults in Scottish and what some might call "hillbilly speak"

Soap continues to use the new words he learned for the next month, and no one can understand him anymore than they could before

Is the only one dumb enough to challenge Ghost to a shooting contest

Tells him "thats why you lost the revolution" when Ghost misses (only once)

Price later told him he's lucky he lived through that night

Infuriates everyone by insisting its called ~Soccer~

"LIZZIES IN A BOX!!" chants with Soap

"Y'all'd've'f'i'd've all 'm sayin'"

"You've never been to Buccee's???"

He exclusively calls Gaz "puddin' and/or sugar" and refuses to call anyone else those nicknames

Does not elaborate.

Sings the American National Anthem to annoy the others

Any American within earshot always joins in

Says "God Bless the USA" whenever Soap trips and eats shit,, just cause

Mimics the other's accents to mock them

Price:

unapologetically calls everyone "son", even women

gets sad when no one calls him "dad" in return

everyone calls him dad behind his back because they don’t wanna deal with the way he’d cry if he ever heard them

Secretly takes pictures of everyone when they arent looking

Doesnt understand American Football, but lives for how violent it looks

Gaz:

Loves Ghost's shitty jokes

Isnt good at jokes like Ghost, but can turn almost anything into a pun

Keeps a quote book of all the dumb shit everyone has said over the years,, it currently has 4 volumes

Video game fanatic,, mostly plays stuff like animal crossing and stardew valley

Cant sleep unless he has some kind of white noise in the background

Soap:

Brushes his teeth whenever they feel dirty, for however long it takes them to feel clean again

Does not have an organized bone in his body, but his room is somehow never a mess

Wears his heart on his sleeve and can't hide his emotions to save his life

Loona stan

Can full blown sprint in a pair of high heels if he needs to (dont ask, he wont tell)

Ghost:

Doesnt know how to "secretly" love anything, for him its all or nothing

Probably got his ears pierced as a teen/young adult, but hasnt worn any in years

Nicknames make him automatically like people,, give him a silly nickname and you've got an instant friend

Lives in Soap's room on base,, everyone knows,, no one talks about it

Hes actually very expressive, but its hard to tell under the mask

Alejandro:

Is stereotypically gay, while also being stereotypically manly at the same time

Feeds all the local strays

I think he really wants to be a dad, but doesnt think he ever actually will be

Will jump 100ft off a cliff no hesitation, but is too scared to learn how to drive

Counts on his fingers when he does math

Bonus: Rudy and Laswell

Rudy is the official "Little Brother" of the 141

He laughs when he sees kids fall down, but feels bad about it afterwards

Everyone thinks hes some innocent little ball of sunshine, but he actually has the dirtiest mind in the whole group

Write letters to his family and tells them about all the cool new friends hes made

Writes letters to the 141 and tells them about his family

Laswell calls all the 141 "her boys",, it definitely does not make them cry, thank you very much

Rubs it in Price's face that they call her "Mum"

Brings everyone home made food when she can

Loves talking abt her wife, please ask her abt her wife

“Mr. Bumblestump?” she asked excitedly, taking the koala from the pile. “You’ve been here this whole time? I thought we lost you!”

“Pretty sure you left him here last time we had a sleepover,” Johnny said as he took the blanket’s from Simon’s arms. He planted a solid kiss to his cheek as he did, and Simon smiled at the action. He grabbed Johnny by the shirt, pulling him back for a proper kiss before letting him go. Because he did love Johnny, and Simon was going to make sure everyone knew.

No because the way I cried,, they're so perfect my heart ❤️❤️❤️❤️ Ghost being gentle with kids will never not be my favorite thing Im so weak for these fictional men

Art from my series on Ao3, The Rise of Uncle Simon

Ghost:

feels guilty about how he reacted to his family’s murder, which makes the flashbacks even worse

despises being touched by strangers/without consent; the only exception is in dire situations

despite being autistic, hes very good at reading expressions/body language because he had to be as a child

sometimes forgets to breath and needs to remind himself/be reminded to do so

feels like his emotions/mental health problems are a burden to others, so he just shuts down to stop from having to deal with them

hums a lullaby his mother used to sing to help him self-soothe

learned how to move silently as a child and still does it as an adult; scares the shit out of people when he just appears and disappears at random

never calls Soap his boyfriend because hes worried about the kind of target that will put on his back

Soap:

I feel like he got bullied a lot in school

will go quiet sometimes when he thinks hes bothering people; other kids used to call him annoying and he really internalized that

probably also doubts himself/his plans a lot because of how often he was called stupid

prone to loud outbursts because he physically cannot keep his emotions bottle up for long periods of time; the only way to get it out is to let it out

also why he draws the horrors he sees while down range; hes less likely to have nightmares about something he’s already drawn

writes letters to his family because hes scared of disapparing from their lives one day

feels like he was made for war because the chaos of a fight is the only time he can focus

is unmedicated because they made him so depressed he joined the military

GhostSoap:

Soap has heard Ghost hum his lullaby so many times he can mimic it with almost 100% accuracy

Soap also has more nightmares about losing Ghost than anything else

Ghost always feels bad after trying to shut Soap out, but Soap never takes it personally

Ghost is the only person Soap refuses to yell at for any reason whatsoever, no exceptions

tried to get Ghost to draw something to help with the nightmares, but he just ended up having a panic attack

early into their relationship, Ghost was always paranoid about something happening to Soap so he followed him around like a shadow

Soap is the only person Ghost can sleep around

Ghost:

-Autism -stims mostly with his hands; loves fidget toys and anything with a bumpy/rough texture -hums a lot also -loves routines, but is ok going without them considering his lifestyle -religiously cleans/takes care of his guns though, and gets paranoid about them malfunctioning if he doesnt -safe food is bacon and eggs -Disassociates a lot; ends up death staring at people by accident and gives people nightmares -has nightmares -talks in his sleep, but only giberish -gets unreasonably happy when someone tells him a good (terrible) joke he hadn’t heard before -will go nonverbal from extreme emotions (too much anger, sadness, happiness, etc)

Soap:

-has a notoriously good homelife; he doesn’t talk about it much becuase he doesnt want to make other people feel bad -never learned to cook becuase his mom always had it covered -can follow basic recipes though -probably has echolalia and will mimic anything anyone says at random -will also sing the same 5seconds of whatever song is stuck in his head and get it stuck in everyone else’s heads too -cries easily; has probably cried during every movie he’s ever watched, wheather is was sad, happy, etc -is also filled with unexplainable rage that he takes out on any enemy who gets close enough -fantastic at drawing -keeps a sketchbook filled with vent art to cope with the horrors of war -ADHD

GhostSoap:

Look at the amazing art he made for my Uncle Simon Series 🥺🥺 I've never had anyone make art for one of my fics, Im literally so speeches look how cute they are together with the matching beanies and everything Im literally gonna vomit /pos

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