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What are Rumplurians, I hear you ask?

Well, my uninitiated friend, this is a Rumplurian: ^

[NB: Yes, this is actually Rumpelstiltskin, I have not gone mad.]

Rumplurians are a fictional race of aliens found in a fictional TV show, Star Force, as mentioned in my rumbelle fic Friendships and Fandoms, an AU in which the various Once Upon A Time characters were the cast and crew of this fictional TV show. Gold played the Rumplurian chief medical officer, Dr Stiltskin, and Belle was his make-up artist (and also stood in as Stiltskin’s wife when the actress due to play her had to pull out).

Friendships and Fandoms  can be read here and @licieoic and I also wrote a few Star Force screenplays which can be read here.

Since some people have shown an interest in me doing a little more world-building for the Star Force universe (it’s become a fandom within a fandom, it’s kind of like Inception…), I decided that some world-building was indeed in order! 

Anyone is free to add to this post, and no doubt I will make some more posts when I think up more things in the Star Force universe. Star Force was a thing created by fans, for fans, and I like to think of it as an interactive experience, so any thoughts and headcanons are welcome. They don’t just have to be about Rumplurians! It’s just that Stiltskin and Lacey (basically the rumbelle of Star Force) captured everyone’s attention and I get the most asks about them.

Without further ado, let’s explore the Rumplurians’ religion. 

Disclaimer: This is all totally made up and no offence to any existing religions is intended.

All fics are T-rated or below and are safe for work.

Star Force: Stiltskin and Lacey’s reactions to the accident

F&F Alternate Future: Belle and Gold wait for the first ultrasound

F&F Canon: Belle persuades Gold to take a role requiring a nude scene

F&F Alternate Future: Gold deals with tabloid nastiness against Belle

F&F Canon: Mulan meets Merida

F&F Canon: Belle has a strange dream after a fight with Gold

F&F Canon: Cora tries to ‘out’ Belle as a Tumblr user to Gold

F&F Alternate Future: Belle, Gold, and their daughter watch Star Force

Star Force: Stiltskin finds recorded messages from Lacey and Bae

F&F Canon: Gold gives Belle a surprise on their wedding day

Star Force: Lacey initiates some family memories

Star Force: Stiltskin tries to make up for the birthdays he’s missed

F&F Alternate Future: Rum races to the hospital for Belle’s labour

F&F Canon: Star Force is nominated for four Emmys

Star Force: Stiltskin meets dogs for the first time

F&F Alternate Future: Belle and Gold discuss the baby in private

F&F Remix: Belle and Gold never dated, and meet again on set months later

Rated: PG

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Stiltskin sat bolt upright in bed, panting, and he looked around frantically before reassuring himself that his nightmare had been just that and that he was safe in his own home at Force Base, in his own bed, with Lacey sleeping soundly beside him, undisturbed for his own broken night. He sighed and rubbed his temples, almost as if he was trying to bore the horrible images out. He’d been dreaming about the wormhole again. He’d been doing that a lot ever since he had returned to solid ground since his stranding on the Aurora, and he could tell that it was beginning to take its toll on him. Sometimes he woke Lacey with his tossing and turning and shouting, and he was thankful that tonight was not one of those nights. He didn’t even know why he was still having bad dreams about it all. He hadn’t had any whilst he was actually out in space; mind you, the number of times he’d had to resort to depleting his stock of sedatives to actually get to sleep in the first place didn’t bear thinking about. He’d been officially grounded and there was no chance of him actually being flung into the next universe ever again. He had Lacey and Bae, and everything in his world should have been idyllic. Everything in his world was idyllic, apart from the constant nightmares.

(mod: wow, was not expecting that. I’m sort of embarrassed about the whole thing really - it started as a response to a conversation with @worryinglyinnocent that got out of hand, and I’m pretty sure I have now become the resident fandom weirdo.)

Glad you asked! A Charm of Magpies aired for seven series on the BBC, and it was fucking gold. Seriously, I loved every second of it. Also, you will find a few Star Force alumni in its background - I think Graham Hunter was the murder victim in one episode in series 3, and Fae Blue made an appearance as the Queen of the Fairies at one point too.

The Fairy Court was engaging, though I personally don’t have an affinity for fae. Perhaps I read too much about being abducted to serve Oberon if I misbehaved as a child.

At times I lament I don’t have a larger family, for that seems to be a theme in some of the better productions. The most compelling relationships to view on screen are of a familial relation, whether forged like with Richard and Cecilia, or blood like Lizzie and Dick. I admit, it was the reason I watched this show in the first place.

For me, the sort of eerie alien horror was half the fun of the Fairy Court - that sense that if you made the least slip you’d be bound to servitude for three hundred years or something, and the sheer tension of a scene which essentially consists of Richard and Miss Featherstone having a nice cup of tea with a being that could kill them both with a thought.

(mod: wow, was not expecting that. I’m sort of embarrassed about the whole thing really - it started as a response to a conversation with @worryinglyinnocent that got out of hand, and I’m pretty sure I have now become the resident fandom weirdo.)

Glad you asked! A Charm of Magpies aired for seven series on the BBC, and it was fucking gold. Seriously, I loved every second of it. Also, you will find a few Star Force alumni in its background - I think Graham Hunter was the murder victim in one episode in series 3, and Fae Blue made an appearance as the Queen of the Fairies at one point too.

The Fairy Court was engaging, though I personally don’t have an affinity for fae. Perhaps I read too much about being abducted to serve Oberon if I misbehaved as a child.

At times I lament I don’t have a larger family, for that seems to be a theme in some of the better productions. The most compelling relationships to view on screen are of a familial relation, whether forged like with Richard and Cecilia, or blood like Lizzie and Dick. I admit, it was the reason I watched this show in the first place.

(mod: wow, was not expecting that. I’m sort of embarrassed about the whole thing really - it started as a response to a conversation with @worryinglyinnocent that got out of hand, and I’m pretty sure I have now become the resident fandom weirdo.)

Glad you asked! A Charm of Magpies aired for seven series on the BBC, and it was fucking gold. Seriously, I loved every second of it. Also, you will find a few Star Force alumni in its background - I think Graham Hunter was the murder victim in one episode in series 3, and Fae Blue made an appearance as the Queen of the Fairies at one point too.

“For God’s sake, Nick, there’s more to life than the periodic table.”

Rum Gold as Nick, Emily Kostich as Liddy and Barbara Sinyard as Amelia in the independent drama film Periodic

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Misanthropic chemistry professor Nick is forced to take a PhD student or risk losing his tenure, and he selects the brilliant but vulnerable Liddy. Over time, Liddy drags Nick out of his shell, altering his worldview and letting him experience life afresh. But there is more to Liddy than meets the eye, and her secret may threaten not only her budding relationship with Nick, but her life itself. Aided by his only friend in the department, Amelia, Nick races to put things right and save the one person who brought light back into his life.

@greeniestiltskinlove, @bookworm-with-a-brush

Unless my eyes deceive me, you two are having a gif war. 

Perhaps you would care to know a little more of Rum Gold’s past works in order to assist you? 

Read on for more!