TEMPERANCE

faustian bargain where i gave up grapefruit

mandoline is a beautiful name for a girl (recent searches: how to reattach fingertips)

we’re not above weird

blossoming trees & brick buildings. i said i liked those, right? orange light reminds me i’m alive. maybe i should have gotten out while i was behind.

INTO YOU, OUT OF ME. INTO YOU. OUT OF ME.

one day i’ll be the queen of something

if i had a penny for every time i came to terms with it

VILLAIN

on god? perhaps not. but on dasher and dancer! on prancer and vixen! on vomit on stupid! on dommer and blitzing!

(calling kombucha a “cumby”) yeah guys i could really go for a cumby right about. noww.

hoped that maybe one day it’d pass it’s children all its luck

young and dumb most def. but full of cum? today’s leading scientists have found a disturbing lack. stay safe out there. and remember:

waiter more pussy please 🤲

shaking my fist at the heavens