kiwi

romanticize your life. i cannot stress this enough. use scented shower gel and shampoo, so you look forward to showers. go on walks and see how pretty the sky looks. notice the wildflowers on the roadside as you drive. light a candle when you get home to make your room smell good. notice & appreciate the little things in life. it won't cure your mental illness, but it'll make it easier to exist in this world.

jiggle, my sons

The best use of jiggle physics 

👁em👅ty👁

Since the topic of outdoor cats is making the rounds again, I'd just like to remind everyone that pretty much every animal that comes into the rehab center for a cat bite dies within 24 hours, whether their injuries are severe or not. This shit is ridiculous and I'm really sick of people being willfully obtuse and just downright lazy when it comes to their pet care and consideration for native wildlife. Be. Better. Cat. Owners.

KEEP YOUR GOD DAMN CAT INDOORS

roses are red, tomatoes are sweet, HE BOOTS TOO BIG FOR HE GOT DAMN FEET

me having a depressive episode

me fucking it up bc I got moves and bitches love me

so we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into your mom

Fun fact!! It's cuz your body feels your pulse falling rapidly and is like "I don't know if you're dying or falling asleep and I'm not willing to gamble" so it shoots you up with adrenaline fuel to make you not die™. It's one of my favourite facts

how bout it gets with the fucking program we’ve only been at it nearly every single night for my entire goddam life

I feel like I am not enough and too much at the same time