KurtBlue's

I should redraw some Hetalia, since it's been almost 10 years I didn't 🙃

why the FUCK is there a big spider on my bedroom wall it doesn't look like any spider i've ever seen in my entire life what the fuck

are you sure it's a spider?

oh that's a wolf spider. they taste like celery and pork and they aren't poisonous.

why is it in my room

and why do you know what it tastes like

@sicklythiasus why do you know what a wolf spider tastes like

nom nom.

what

yummy yummy in my tummy tummy

when and why did you eat a wolf spider

why was your solution to eat them

i mean, no one else was gonna.

wanting depressed and traumatized middle aged characters to kiss and hold hands can truly be something incredibly personal. 

I WANNA KNOW THE REST GOSH I LOVE IT

Silver child it is then :)