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there's something stupid going inside my head

oh god my nutrients

why do we bother with I hate my partner jokes when your boss is right there

I love my wife. my boss though? that ball and chain??

Bestie, your brain, your VISION, ahead of your time

anyway! the banana bread vendor at the farmers market is called "better than sex" but this year they changed it to "almost better than sex" which means the bread is just worse this year or girlie got some good dick since last summer

I’ve never seen this with the update and it makes it so much funnier

theres no wrong way to mix chemicals

theres no chemicals you shouldnt mix together

all gas smells good and you should inhale as much as possible so no one else can have it

the power that radiates from this post

I think the best part about having internet friends is when the person you're talking to goes suddenly quiet then reappears in the chat with either the single greatest or single most cursed image youve ever seen that they made themselves in 5 to 10 minutes