Welcome to Hell

In 20 odd years fidget spinners will be one of Buzzfeed’s “31 toys you’ll only appreciate if you were a 2010s kid.”

Buzzfeed better not still exist in 20 odd years

most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person 

I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?

OMG GET IT IM SO HUNGRY I COULD EAT A HORSE JFC

As opposed to “I’m so hungry I could eat a child.”

so many things are going on in this post

No clever tools, we prepare the whole box and eat until we’re physically sick like men

I went from bedtime story to bedtime fanfiction, which was not what I was expecting as a kid.

I’ve read so much fanfiction I can’t remember what’s canon