Is that a blog I smell?

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

Yes. They destroy me. 

reblogging because I fucking want it to be goddamned true

Most of the time, it is true, because swear words are stored in the ‘emotions area’ of the brain, rather than the linguistics area.

fuck yes

SO MARTIN FREEMAN IS JESUS

Well fuck me

Just to add with this with a bit of science, I went to a lecture on swearing once, and we were provided with a diagram of the brain. Swear words are, indeed, stored in the limbic system (the parts of the brain that deal with emotion). That’s why when we experience a shock, be it touching something hot or being given a surprise gift or having to suddenly swerve, we tend to swear on reflex. Just as an animal might mewl, we swear, because it’s the best audible sign of shock our body can produce, and the one most likely to make our emotions evident to other people, and hence receive help if we need it.

fuck yes this explains a lot

Damn fucking right.

Woah pikachu u need to tone the fuck down

why does she look like she's his mum?

And you thought there was nothing good on TV.

what does this mean

green eggs and ram

i saw that and shut my laptop and walked away for a solid minute

This is my favorite thing of all the things