Open starter 2 for @theserpntâs drag night!
Oop, it was her time to perform!
Aislinn makes her way to the stage, a microphone in her hand as she waves to the audience.
âHey yâall! Hellâs Human here! Aislinn or Ais for those who know me, heh. Are you all ready to party hardy?!
Well, sit back, enjoy your drinks, and LETâS GET IT STARTEDDDDD!â
The karaoke starts up, and the human begins to sing, a suave smile on her face. Just cuz she was asexual, didnât mean she couldnât look sexy. She walks about the stage, putting personality and charm into the song.
đ¶ âI've got some money in my pocket
Got some trouble on my tail.
I can hear the dives a-knockin'
Guess I'm headin' off the rails.
Singin', ooh (ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh)
I'm talkin' 'bout you. (you, ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh)â đ¶
She points to a nearby person in the front seat, winking at them, then she continues moving, her heels gentle clacks on the floor of the stage that could barely be heard above the music.
đ¶ âI got some new best friends forever
See, I met 'em at the bar.
Where the whiskey goes down better
When they don't know who you are.
Singin', ooh (ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh)
I'm talkin' 'bout you. (you, ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh)â đ¶
She playfully imitates someone holding their head after a hangover, one leg kicked out in a swooning motion.
đ¶ âOoh, gonna feel this in the mornin'âŠ
Ooh, 'cause I'm goin' hard tonightâŠâ đ¶
A smirk, then she promptly flings her guest bedroom key to Husk, who catches them in surprise. But his surprise changes to an impressed smile at the lyrics she sang while doing so.
đ¶ âSo bartender, take my keys!
What do you want from me?
Baby, I'm drunk and I don't wanna go home!
I'm stayin' out all night.
Baby, I'm drunk and I don't wanna go home!
We don't got to wait until the weekend!
There's always time for jumpin' off the deep end!
So don't you wait up tonight!
Don't worry, I'll be fine!
Baby, I'm drunk and I don't wanna go home!
She then makes her way to the bar, giving a playful flirty look at some of the patrons, even being so bold as to stroke one of their cheeks with her hand. She then hops onto the bar top itself, her bent forward slightly as she sings into the mic, her voice full of energy.
đ¶ âWe're in the bathroom gettin' chatty
There's a line out in the hall.
Gettin' handsy in the stall.
Singin', ooh (ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh)
I'm talkin' 'bout you. (you, ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh)
You like my gin and tonic kisses
'Cause you know they taste so sweet.
And I know you got your missus
But there ain't no one like me.
Talkin' 'bout you. (you, ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh)
Mm, I'm talkin' 'bout you. (you, ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh)
Ooh gonna feel this in the mornin'!
Ooh-ooh, 'cause I'm goin' hard toniiiiight!
So bartender, take my keys!
What do you want from me?
Baby, I'm drunk and I don't wanna go home!
I'm stayin' out all night!
Baby, I'm drunk and I don't wanna go home!
We don't got to wait until the weekend!
There's always time for jumpin' off the deep end!
So don't you wait up tonight!
Don't worry, I'll be fine!
Baby, I'm drunk and I don't wanna go home!
(Oh-oh, oh, oh-oh)â đ¶
The guests were amazed by her singing, chanting the chorus with her as she sang those parts. She was definitely no wallflower, that was certain! Aislinn then hops down from the bar, heading back to the stage. She points a finger gun at Husk, and he grins, joining the chorus of the song with the other guests.
đ¶ âSo bartender, take my keys!
What do you want from me?
Baby, I'm drunk and I don't wanna go home!
I'm stayin' out all night!
Baby, I'm drunk and I don't wanna go home!
We don't got to wait until the weekend! (Hell no!)
There's always time for jumpin' off the deep end! (Letâs go!)
So don't you wait up tonight!
Don't worry, I'll be fine!
Baby, I'm drunk and I don't wanna go home!
Don't wanna go home.â đ¶
She poses with her back to the audience, her head turned towards them as she sported a bright grin.
Holy shiiiit that was nerve wracking, but she pulled it off! Fuck yeah!
She gets off the stage, a bit winded, but she blows a kiss to those who cheered.