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@theserpnt
theserpnt is a literate, semi-selective lucifer morningstar from hazbin hotel written by beck ( 21+, they/them ). following the themes of the ultimate fall from grace, welcoming yourself to your own cage, and redemption in more ways than one.
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Now, Alastor could have understood the joke. Lucifer did tend to get under his skin at times, but it would seem that this time, he had gotten under Lucifer's. Mayhaps not in an uncomfortable manner, but he certainly seemed surprised. Which was enough of a reward for him. Why, he had hardly considered that he even could surprise him like this. But here they were.
The stag chuckled some, reaching out to take the chocolate kiss offered to him. It would seem that they both used this trick. Interesting.
"Merci, Your Highness. I have never received one of these before. Only given them. What a pleasant surprise~" He'd hum, said chocolate kiss vanishing in a plume of red smoke. Where it had gone? His office, most likely. Not that he would be consuming it, seeing as he wasn't fond of sweets, really.
But he would be keeping it.
"really?" his mind went to halloween for some reason, so he found it odd that alastor had never been gifted chocolate like that. "you're welcome, i guess." lucifer couldn't help but wonder why the kiss wasn't eaten: was it a lack of trust, or a lack of a sweet tooth? he wanted to ask, but at the same time, still felt more than a little awkward with his obviously surprised reaction.
"aaaanyway..."
there was a bit of silence before he suddenly pointed behind the demon. "look, a radio!" whether or not alastor actually looked wasn't his concern, he just wanted an excuse to disappear in a flourish of hellfire without it being as rude as if he'd done so without explanation. which, wasn't this technically too?
There's a hard jerk as he's woken up, uttering a groan and bringing one dark hand up to rub at his face. Fuck, he was still here. No such luck that his stupid deal had been a dream. With a grumble, the bookkeeper sits up... but then winces slightly, upper lip curling unconsciously.
"That's fine, Lucifer.... just please don't call me 'Greg', yeah? Hate that."
With that request uttered, he holds out a hand expectantly. Fuck, please don't let these reports be too bad this month.
that had to be the fifth time gregory told him not to shorten his name. and yet, he still seemed to forget. "sorry, greg... ory," the devil corrected immediately, chuckling sheepishly as he handed over the clipboard. maybe he should've been more formal with the whole owned soul imbalance, but he'd never been particularly great at not being chummy.
"aaaanyway, she said it wasn't looking too bad last month! most of the repair stuff was paint, from all the sinners painting their flags all over the place. pretty neat." forget the fact that he himself participated. hopefully gregory didn't see that.
If anyone happens to be looking for the resident Bookkeeper of the hotel, it appears he's fallen asleep at his desk again. Someone should probably wake him up...
"wakey wakey!" lucifer announced as he approached, a clipboard under one arm as the other reached out to lightly shake the other from his sleep as if his loudness hadn't already done so. "sorry to bother you, greg, but i just got some reports from charlie, and she told me they had to go to you, so here i am."
HUM…
"everything okay, zesty?" wait, hadn't the overlord told him not to call him that anymore at one point? maybe. maybe not. it was tough to remember, and time was a fickle thing once you lived past a couple thousand years.
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okay, so lucifer had entirely meant it as a joke. his hope had been to trip up the radio demon, maybe even get an eye roll and annoyed dismissal if he was lucky. instead? the devil found himself blinking in surprise at the gentleness and lack of animosity. he wasn't sure if he was wanting to smile or frown, and the conflict was clear on his face before he finally reigned it in and pulled his hand back, clearing his throat.
no way he was that touch starved. holy hell. "uhhh... bonsoir. here. i guess i should give you one back?" it was lucifer's turn to use the old hershey's kiss switcheroo. he waved his hand to conjure up a little chocolate wrapped in bright red foil and held it out to alastor. "it's dark chocolate, but i can change that."
✧ ☾ " Oh I know I don't have to, " Hex began with a gentle hoot of laughter. " I choose to because I want to. Yes, I do actually do fortunes but I do not accept money. I have enough wealth and a manner I do not use- someday I may find a use for it. " The king seemed perplexed at why he was here doing this. " I find sinners interesting, they're so complex and their stories are worth a listen. The politics of my family are quite a bore and since I am of no use to my father in terms of an heir, I've decided this is the best path for me. "
"sure? whatever floats your boat!" he replied brightly, not really understanding, especially the part of sinners being worth listening to, until the end of the goetia's explanation. lucifer had never been a fan of hell's politics either, so he could get wanting to be far away from them. he set his apple cane in front of him, the end of it thudding softly on the floor. "as long as you're happy, i guess that's all that matters. do you only read sinner fortunes, mister...?" a pause for a name before he continued. "i'd be interested in one from you. it'd be a nice chance to talk."
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something was decidedly off. the alastor he knew wasn't of this color, or... temperature? lucifer paused his approach when he realized the air around him was extremely cold. either something had happened to the demon he knew, this was some sort of bizarre prank, or it was another sinner entirely who just happened to look uncannily like him from the back. "alastor?" he called carefully, seeing a bit of his breath in the process, probably due to his own cold sensitivity. "... who are you?"
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"chester!" close enough, right? he saw the floating cat-panda-creature and with a wave of a hand, poofed a little bowtie into existence. lucifer grinned and held it, palm up, for the other to take a look at. "i thought you could use a little contrast in your look. i wanted to go with red at first, buuuut i don't think red really fits you, so... white and gold it is." it looked a lot like the one he already wore, except the circular bell in the middle was replaced with one that looked more like a literal bell-shaped golden piece, small enough to not be out of place. "i could make it jingle, too? but i don't know if you'd think that was annoying."
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he was surprised, pleasantly, to see the sinner one afternoon while he was avoiding yet another cheesy redemption workshop. "hey... you!" lucifer hoped the other wouldn't take offense at not remembering his name off the top of his head, and tried anyway. "... box? vox? vox! sorry, it's been a long day," he chuckled sheepishly. "are you here for that tour i promised last time? i've actually got some time if that's the case." anything to avoid holding hands with a group of hotel residents, as bad as he felt about dodging yet another class set up by his daughter. plus, he really wouldn't mind spending some time with the other to know him better.
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"angel dust!" lucifer hurried over with a grin and conjured up a dvd in hand as soon as he saw the sinner. "hey! do you have a minute? or more like... an hour or two? i managed to get a copy of & juliet. it was harder than i thought, since everything on the ol' tv now for some reason, but..." he waved it off, knowing it wasn't really the point of what he was trying to say, and that the lack of physical media was another rant for another time entirely. "anyway! i was wondering if you wanted to see it with me. it's supposed to have some really great songs."
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"... hey, bellhop?" lucifer didn't seem too enthused as he walked over, but well, he was here for a reason. with arms crossed and giving the other a quick look-over, he sighed. "i guess we have no choice but to get along at this point, huh? not that i want to, or i think we'll ever be friends," he explained as he made a face like he'd bitten into a lemon. "but it'd be easier for everyone else. what do you say?"
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