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@theserpnt
theserpnt is a literate, semi-selective lucifer morningstar from hazbin hotel written by beck ( 21+, they/them ). following the themes of the ultimate fall from grace, welcoming yourself to your own cage, and redemption in more ways than one.
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Lucifer didn’t give much away, which told Alastor that it was likely something he’d rather avoid. Alastor, however, would have rather picked the king’s secrets away like some scavenging bird. But he knew that pushing too far wouldn’t get him what he wanted though. So fine, he could play the long game.
“Does it?” It was asked so very lightly, and then left on a shelf. Maybe they would pick it up again someday, but for now Alastor was resigned to wonder about that life before the fall. Who had Lucifer Morningstar been right out of his little doll box? Instead he listened to what the other would prefer to talk about.
“I suppose you’re right,” he said blandly before shrugging. “If that’s the case, I give up on being a man. Really, it’s too high maintenance and not worth the effort. I don’t really wish to pick anything else up, so I just won’t. I am that I am, as one might say.”
Circling back.
“And if I’m allowed to choose to disregard gender entirely, there should be nothing to say you can’t be something new either. It’s your kingdom! Make the most of it, Lu. Now if you’ll excuse me I believe I left my blankets in the oven.”
while lucifer wasn't as versed in all things gender as say, someone younger or more involved in the community, he did know enough to realize what alastor was saying was kind of a big deal. his eyebrows raised in surprise, but before he could say anything about it, the conversation was being turned back towards himself and dismissed for... blankets? he could only think of the food to make that make sense.
"uh, yeah. that's perfectly fine. you not wanting to be anything, i mean." there was a word for it the devil couldn't quite remember. "i'm pretty happy in the box i chose though, so..." at the moment, he actually wished they were closer to continue the discussion. how bizarre. he shook off the thought.
"but alright, have fun with your pigs." lucifer knew when he was being dismissed. "if you ever wanted to talk about it more though—" or not. maybe he was being presumptuous alastor would want to talk to him at all. "nevermind."
with that and without waiting for an answer, he promptly disappeared in a puff of red smoke.
She was ready to trim the list down if he wanted, to make it just the two of them, but the fact that he's open to more of her friends and to actively being around more sinners feels like a net good!! "Great!! I'll make invitations and hopefully they can all come!!"
Okay, she wasn't expecting him to have plans, but!!! That's great, even if she was going to try not to show how excited that news made her. "Oh! I hope whatever you're doing is fun!!! And great, do you think you'll be done by lunch? We could do lunch and then start the totally-not-a-class-just-a-fun-creative-time!!"
he couldn't help but smile at her enthusiasm, finding it a little contagious even if he himself wasn't as outwardly excited. lucifer was simply looking forward to them spending time together, even if there were going to be others around as well.
"i should be done by then, yeah! and do you mean we could all do lunch, or we could do lunch? i wouldn't mind just the two of us for a meal before meeting up with your friends," he offered, hoping that was a reasonable middle ground.
Jovanni took towel drying himself off as he listen. "I can't wait to see how you do them then." He beamed. "I think depends how sleep. I used to be most coffee guy but, one my old friends really got me into tea in morning to relax my brain before busy day so it depends on mood I am in." He answered honestly as finished drying off. He smirked. "Would like me to carry you to bed, my king?" He slightly teasing him.
lucifer shut off the water to quickly dry off as well, just wanting to settle down and sleep. "makes sense. i'm definitely more of a coffee guy myself," he shrugged, before hearing the tease and narrowing his eyes, though he smiled after. "i can manage, but thanks. i could carry you instead, you know. i'm pretty strong." despite the height difference, he was still an angelic being. he held a hand out to jovanni so they could head to bed.
"Yeah, you're probably right. Ain't know any sinners that have married either though. Not sure I'll ever get the opportunity myself." He was surprised none of the girls he knew from work ever married, but he supposed that would probably piss Val off, so. Other than that, he didn't know any sinners that were really interested in that sort of thing. Unless it was like, they married for business."Worried? Why? Is their beau not a good person?" He knew it was none of his business, but he was curious now.
"i'm sure you will! just gotta find the right person," he encouraged with a light nudge to angel's arm. the question of ozzie's partner had him quickly going back to being serious though, and he hummed for a moment as he thought of how to word it. "i don't know, i haven't met the guy. all i know is he's an imp? which i could care less about," lucifer added quickly, not wanting it to seem like that was the issue. "it's just uh... you know, ozzie's a sin. he's gonna live forever, while his partner..." the thought made him frown. he wasn't a fan of tragedies. "i just wonder if oz has really thought it through, is all."
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‒‒‒‒‒‒‒‒‒ "Sure, your number is fine, let me just..." Yu-nae took out a small sticky note pad and pen and slid it to the other side of the desk for Lucifer to grab and write to his leisure. Their eyes flitted up at him when he asked his set up line.
They knew the answer to that joke: because it got mugged; dads and uncles and even a male political scientist professor that came to class every morning with a cup of coffee loved that joke. Still, they'd rather not give the answer and just oblige the King.
"Gosh, I dunno, why?" They asked, sounding good-natured but also sounding like they were preparing themself to let out a groan at how bad the potential joke was going to be.
lucifer took the pen to write down his number before sliding the sticky notes back over to the secretary. he hoped that they didn't know the joke he was about to tell since it was one of his favorites, and lo and behold? they ( seemingly, as he devil didn't catch any sign of pretending ) did not.
"because it got mugged." he didn't full-on laugh, but lucifer did find himself chuckling at the absurdity of the pun even though he's the one who told it. "it's so ridiculous, i love it!" to add onto it, he pretended to wipe a tear from his eye. there was plenty more where that came from, but he didn't want to take up too much more of the other's time.
"did you need anything else, by the way? not another pun hopefully, or i'll never shut up."
Scarlet Geranium — "I do not trust you.” - from alastor
sent a flower // no longer accepting!
this one, lucifer had to voogle the meaning for. it was a very pretty cluster of bright red flowers, but his wariness at getting something from alastor of all people proved to be correct when he saw it was a declaration of mistrust. he scoffed and looked up from his phone. "at least the feeling's mutual, bellhop. i don't trust you—" he paused to lightly boop the other's nose with the red flower closet to him in the cluster. "either. but i'm keeping it anyway, because i like red."
Blue Flax — “You are very kind.”
sent a flower // no longer accepting!
lucifer accepted the pale blue flower with a smile. it was one of the few he still remembered the meaning for, and he was touched odile had chosen it. "thank you. right back at you." she was one of the ( very ) few sinners in the hotel he more than tolerated and felt he actually got along with. not wanting to leave her empty handed in return for such a nice gesture, he waved a hand and the same blue flower appeared in her hair. "there we go! now we're even."
"..Oh my weakness, tiny hands..." He chuckled as his main eyes were covered. (Thing about spiders, they had a FEW) Oh god that was so cute... hearing him deeping his voice to keep the surprise. "Hmm let me see" He had to think, sniffing the air a bit. "Oooh! Alastor~" Teasing! clearly
"alastor!?" lucifer moved his hands from over the other's ( main ) eyes and then stood back with a huff, putting them on his hips. he wasn't really offended though, simply messing around.
"i'm hurt you didn't know it was me." even though he'd tried to hide who it was? shh, the logic didn't matter.
"no more surprising you, ever!"
"Emasculating?" He asked curiously with a slight head tilt. "I've never thought of you as a plushie, but you are indeed cuddly." Alastor stated and gave Lucifer a gentle squeeze and a kiss on the cheek. "Theres nothing wrong with being both. Being hot is not just appearance but the way you present yourself and act." He says as he holds Lucifer and rest his head against the other's.
"something like that," he sighed, before smiling even more at the kiss. "yeah, i don't mind being both. but when others see me as only one, that's when it's... eh. but maybe i should just focus on the ones who matter." lucifer closed his eyes and leaned into the other contently. "like you. and you said i am hot, sooo that's that... unless you think i could stand to 'present myself' more like that? i do hold back a little just to not be too much, if i'm being honest."
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His internal reaction was a split one, like two ends of a battery. Outwardly however, it was all in the negative end of that battery. His ears flattened, shoulders tensed, eyes darted to the side. When he forced eye contact it was wary, smile too tight to be real on any person.
“I don’t exactly have it written down, and in terms of measurements everything is largely improvised at this point. I could try to write out one, but I don’t have the time for every recipe I know…” he trailed off. “Do you plan on cooking for the hotel or… is this just a hobby of yours?”
well, that wasn't the reaction he was anticipating. lucifer expected he might be laughed at, or shrugged off, but he was quick to notice the other's ears and hesitant eye contact. it made him wary himself, surprisingly not wanting to push if there were negative memories or something associated with cooking for alastor.
"just for myself, as a hobby. i love cooking, buuuut if it's too weird for you or something..." he glanced to the side and then back up to the other. "i was just hoping to add more variety to what i make. it's fun learning new recipies," he offered.
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lucifer waited until he was juuust behind the other, before pouncing and covering cain's eyes with his hands. "ha! guess who?" wait, wasn't it supposed to be tough to guess? he quickly tried to deepen his voice and added, "i mean... surprise? guess who now?"
He hummed at the answer he first got then got the real one. Alastor nods and reaches to grab the devil to pull him onto his lap. "Why would you not think you feel hot, lu?" He asks curiously and pets at his hair comfortingly. "was there something on your phone that made you feel bad?"
lucifer smiled a bit at being pulled over and raised a hand to cup the other's cheek, brushing his thumb gently over it. "maaaaybe i saw something online that was... not exactly bad, but kind of... i don't have the word for it. nothing wrong with 'cute,' but i want to be more than that sometimes, you know? i'm the king of hell, not a plushie."
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subtle ways of saying "i love you"
"I'll wait for you."
you're a restless person, always moving from one place to another, perpetually occupied with something or other. people call you impatient. hell, you might even call yourself impatient! and that's fine, that's just who you are. but you'll wait for some people. you'd sit down and wait for them if they needed you to, and the first time you do, the first time you show them you'll stretch your limited patience to something limitless for them if they need it, it feels almost like a confession. you might not be very patient with the world, but there are exceptions you're more than willing to make. you're so good at making people feel like they're not a burden.
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He went back to reading for a moment but when Lucifer spoke again Alastor folded up his news paper neatly and set it aside to give the devil his full attention. "I will say you you are the hottest to me because I'm with you and I don't feel attraction towards anyone else. Is something the matter darling?" He asks, feeling a bit of concern for Lucifer who might be worrying over something related to this line of question.
"oh, no, nothing's wrong," he quickly replied with a wave of his hands once he set the phone down. "i was mostly being silly." lucifer chuckled a little, averting his gaze for a moment then looking back to alastor. "and sort of... wanting some reassurance, i guess? forget i asked. it's stupid and nothing you did wrong. i feel the same way about you, for the record! hot chef, like i've said."
