theserpnt is a literate, semi-selective lucifer morningstar from hazbin hotel written by beck ( 21+, they/them ). following the themes of the ultimate fall from grace, welcoming yourself to your own cage, and redemption in more ways than one.
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"No offend your majesty but, I don't know. He already not going off great with what he did involving me. As for the dragon, I am casting spell soon to find one." She sighed deeply.
"Hey, I have survived alot thank you very much. Just cause don't weird fae rules doesn't mean anything."
truthfully, he didn't want jovanni off fighting some beast. the fairy's words didn't boost his confidence in the idea very much either. but well.
"riiiiight. right right right right." definitely not internally freaking out about the idea of his partner meeting an untimely end. nope! not at all. who said that? "and you're... committed to doing this? the dragon fighting?"
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1 ) a television series i recently enjoyed is ... the amazing digital circus?
2 ) a meal or food that brings me the most comfort is ... tortas oh my god
3 ) 1 - 3 songs i've had on repeat lately are ... run away to mars by talk, stupid song by olivia rodrigo, and crawling by linkin park
4 ) my favorite go - to hobbies or pastimes are ... writing, drawing, finding new music
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10 ) the last book i finished reading was ... the fault in our stars and i cried like a bitch
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13 ) a few of my all-time favorite films are ... the truman show (1998), life (2017), children of men (2006), and the descent (2005)
14 ) if i could cast an actor to play myself, it would be ... no one. do not perceive me
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She sighed. "I am bound until he is dead sadly." She looked little depressed about it.
"Amore, it's not about seeing a dragon. I just....taking on personal quest to fight one. That is all and it doesn't count if just get someone to give me one. I need find one on my own and one that is worth fighting because they doing something bad to people."
well, that was something lucifer decidedly did not want to think about.
"uh huuuh... so a super, super, suuuuper long time then, right? right." he thought it over a bit before shrugging. "if that's what you wanna do, then alright. i'd offer to help but i can only make them, not find them. any luck so far?"
"Babe, I am not sure I am ready to be humbled like that. I have humbled before by people way stronger then me and....well she a.." He was cut off.
"He caught me with fucking net because he thought Fairies could get him to a dragon and now my fae law I am bound to him. Hello, my name is Primrose your majesty."
"Why do you have to put that way to everyone. I said I was sorry."
he had so many questions about this, but well, might as well be polite. "a pleasure to meet you, little lady! how long's the uh... being bound thing for?"
lucifer glanced over to jovanni and wasn't sure where to even start. "and you know charlie literally has a dragon, right? you could've just asked if you wanted to see one."
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Alastor chuckled lightly, enjoying the protectiveness of Lucifer. "No, there's nothing to beat up Lu. I just... My mind is buzzing and wont let me rest is all." He replies to his sleepy partner. "Go back to sleep, I'm sure I'll follow soon."
lucifer sighed a bit, but quickly let it go. he could relate at times after all. "if you insist. just let me know if you need to get up again, yeah?" he yawned again, before adjusting a bit more and letting himself slowly drift back to sleep now that they were close again.
ooc ⛧ i got a new job! ✨ my writing schedule is going to change drastically since it’s an overnight, but i like my employer enough to give a two week notice, so it’ll be a hot second anyway. it’s almost a $5 raise and still within my preferred work sector. i don’t think it’s really sunk in yet but! so exciting! ;u;
⸺It seemed that some clarification was needed, & it wasn't the first time as she smiled lightly. ❝Indeed, she is. I had adopted her at a very young age,❞ she said in explanation, though it didn't matter to her that she & Hikaru weren't blood - it's why she doesn't usually start with 'adopted'. At the rather vague explanation of what a emo phase was, Rosalia couldn't help but chuckle a bit. ❝Suddenly, it makes sense as to why there are so many young people wearing all black & strange jewelry. Though if Hikaru had gone through that phase, I would probably have just went along with it, even the screaming music.❞
"ohh, i see! that's very kind of you to give someone who needed it a home." he and lilith had thought about adoption for a short while after charlie was born, but the stars never seemed to align on that idea. rosalia speaking once more brought him out of that memory though, and he chuckled. "of course. nothing wrong with it, i just didn't understand it myself. i've always been more into other stuff than scream-y. plus, i drown in black. did you have any growing up phases or were you also just... there one day?"
that familiar voice catches chezzi's attention from his spaced off state, striped ears giving a twitch as he frog - blinks &. twists his head. wait .. chester? that's - that's gotta be someone else, right? nope. apparently not, especially since it's chezzi himself that lucifer spotted &. not anyone else. chezz doesn't feel like correcting the king about the name - so, he doesn't.
❝ aye? whatcha got there, hm? ❞ his bowtie faintly jingles as he floats towards the sudden object, &. at closer inspection it certainly brings out interest the feline. if he hadn't been born with those star imprinted eyes, they would definitely be sparkling right now. ❝ did .. did you make that for me? it's very lovely. i'd say it'd fit my colours quite nicely! ❞
chezzi takes a moment to look himself over, examining his stripes to make sure they hadn't dissapeared at any point. ❝ as for the possible jingling, it won't annoy me. i could hardly be called 'annoyed' - i'm more like 'the annoyer'. ❞ case in point, these sinners have gotten quite tired of him already just from yapping their ears off! which, surprisingly enough, they've kept them on thus far.
at the other's seeming approval, lucifer grinned. "i did!" made with magic instead of by hand, but hopefully that still counted in chezzi's cosmic eyes. he, personally, thought it did. "it's all yours, if you ever felt like changing it up."
he then watched curiously as the feline gave himself a once-over for whatever reason and then assured lucifer the bell would give no such annoyance. "you? annoying? ridiculous!" maybe it was because the devil ended up matching his high energy, so he didn't see it as a nuisance, but he thought chezzi was a fun... person? cat? being? "whoever said that is a no fun lame-o."
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He chuckled, withdrawing his hand when the short king refused to shake it. Fair enough. Alastor was just having a little fun anyhow. He didn't think Lucifer would have shook his hand even without the insult.
" Naturally." he stared down at the other, hands atop his radio cane.
" So.. what did you have in mind then, hm? for us to play house whenever Cain is around? " he tilted head to the side, " I just want to know what I am meant to be doing here."
"ew, of course not." wait, actually? maybe? lucifer honestly wasn't too sure what he was asking for here. on one hand, acting like they were getting along seemed like the easiest thing to do. on the other, the idea of being chummy with the radio demon made him want to frown already.
"or... i don't know. i guess? maybe something less cozy than that."
he sighed and raised a hand to press his fingertips to his temple. "maybe we just tone down the insults with each other, and that way it's less automatic in case he's around. does that make sense?"
It would be the first time he's actually discussed himself with anyone since he'd come to Hell. Making friends hadn't exactly been high on his list, not with the types of slime that came down to this place. Amusement flickers onto the British Sinner's face at the appearance and then vanishing of the rubber duck.
"Heh... Come on, walk with me and I'll tell you more," he says with a casual hand gesture before turning on his heel to leave the hotel. After all, it was close to his lunch break anyway and staying cooped up indoors was not his idea of a good time. It's only when Lucifer catches up that he hums, tapping clawed fingers to his chin.
"Talents, eh? I'm very handy with a sword... and other weapons."
"walking and talking! let's go!" lucifer didn't need to be told twice, being quick to follow. besides being interested in getting to know gregory better, he was tired of seeing the same off-white walls and crowds of sinners. a break would be nice.
"other weapons, huh? don't tell me it's num-chuks. they're horribly over-rated. tried them once and nearly knocked an eye out," he chuckled, looking around as they walked to try and get an idea of where the other was leading to. "i think a sword fight would be fun one of these days though if you were ever up for it. gotta warn you though, even though it's been a while, i'm not too shabby."
Luckily the large Hellborn knows the nickname is more from familiarity than anything else. He yawns again and stretches, working a few cracks out of his many limbs. Ugh, why was it always so dull around here? Couldn't a few more Sinners act stupid and try to sneak in? He was missing the torture.
"Hardly working... no one tries to sneak in anymore. It's boring. Can't we chase a few fools down here so I may have some fun?"
You would think it would be much more common, Sinners trying to slip into the Lust Ring without detection. Bah! Still, it beat being stuck in the Wrath Ring with his... father.
"that's odd. it's probably because they're all so focused on the rebuild?" though, he wouldn't be surprised if some sinners tried to jump rings to avoid another fiasco like the one that happened recently. but apparently that wasn't the case.
"you know i wouldn't normally mind, but... you know." with the hotel proven to work, lucifer couldn't just be tossing sinners to abaddon like nothing. normally he wouldn't care too much, but things were different now.
"i could try sneaking in?" he joked. "don't think it'd be much of a fair chase, though."
"Oh! Then, how may I help you, your majesty?" He had a feeling he knew what this was about, so he didn't look the least bit surprised at the question. "Ah, that would be because I have it!" He nodded along at the photo. "Yes, that's the one."
"My dear, why don't you take your lunch break now," he said softly to the employee. It wasn't their fault, they were just doing their job.
He presented Lucifer with the cover for a suit, which disguised the dress inside. "I'm afraid they thought it was for me, so I opened it, but I assure you I ensured it was kept in perfect condition when I realized otherwise. Your suit, your majesty." He handed it over.
lucifer glanced at the employee as they left before looking back to vox, ready to give some rambling excuse about what was in the package and how it was definitely not his and a gift for someone else, when he given something different than expected.
"uh... thank you?" he replied, a bit confused before unzipping the cover just a little and seeing the peek of red with a plunging neckline. he immediately tugged the zipper right back up and held it closer to himself. "oh! right. my suit. that i ordered. for me."
there was a bit of silence before he cleared his throat. "thanks. you won't tell anyone else, right...? it's uh. i'm... it's kind of complicated."
❅ ".... I... would like.... to ta... talk normally.... but... I fi... figured this... is part.... of my ... hell body.... punishment? Ca.... can it ... be changed? " Alastor swayed a bit. " That.... that's so.... nice... thank ... you..." Maybe it would be worth a shot to try and get it fixed but if it couldn't be changed he wouldn't be too upset. After all he'd made peace with how he spoke now and was quite used to it, no matter how troubling it was sometimes. " If... you do.... I'll repa... repay you...... um... even if it.... doesn't wo... work.... I ... will. Because.... it's so... thoughtful... do y-you... like cake? "
"what's the worst that can happen? probably nothing. it's worth a try." lucifer didn't know if his healing could fix something so drastic, but if this version of alastor had been able to speak normally before, maybe it was possible to go back to that? the offer of cake made him grin a bit. "i love cake! i've really been feeling red velvet lately for some reason, even though it's pretty much just chocolate." he poofed away his apple cane and then took a small step closer. "did you wanna try then? it shouldn't take too long to figure out if it's going to work or not, if you had a few minutes."
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ooc ⛧ me when i haven't drawn in a year or two, but i want certain rp things drawn, so i can probably do it myself, but idk if i'll be satisfied with them, so i look up commissioners on tumblr, but half of them have no info for some freaking reason despite being in the commission tag, so i go back to wanting to draw it, but—
i tried drawing again and... no. i am commissioning multiple pieces from multiple artists, for multiple things. <3
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