THE SERPENT'S NEST

the fact that the harry potter movies made the marauders so old is erasure of the trauma of the first wizarding war and that’s that on that.

IM SO GLAD YALL ARE ENJOYING THIS CUS JAMES AND LILY DIDNT DIE AT 21, AS CHILDREN, FOR THIS SLANDER!!!! SIRIUS BLACK DID NOT SPEND THE ENTIRE FIRST DECADE OF HIS ADULTHOOD WRONGFULLY IMPRISONED IN AZKABAN FOR THIS SLANDER!!! REMUS LUPIN WAS YOUNGER THAN 35 WHEN HE TAUGHT HARRY HOW TO CAST A PATRONUS, NOT 45 !!!! THANK YOU !!!!

forget saving the wizarding world, naming his firstborn after them, heading the auror office, etc., I would love to see the reunion/conversation in which dead Harry tries to explain to his dad and godfather that he named his other son after snape

#he saved me dad #he sold you out to fucking voldemort son #he loved mum dad #so did our cat you wanna name a kid after him harry #he spied for dumbledore dad #he participated in mass murder and only switched sides because he felt guilty for causing your mum’s death son #he was the bravest man i ever knew dad #that is because you didn’t know me you tosser (via prongsmydeer)

I love a sassy Potter.

the reason harry never used avada kadavra was because he doesn’t need magic to murder people on the spot

Harry Potter oscillates from 100% effort to coasting on a wave of apathy.

literally how hard would it have been for jkr to say something like “listen I was writing it in the 90s, I was inexperienced, I was writing from my own point of view, I didn’t realise how underrepresented a lot of people are, I wasn’t thinking about anything other than the plot, I accept that it’s a little sparse on the diversity front, I can try to be more self aware with my future works” etc etc instead of.. this nonsense

severus in the slytherin common room after calling an assembly: ok level with me, which one of you fucks opened the chamber of secrets? i promise i won’t get mad.

It baffles and infuriates me that Hogwarts students don’t take Latin or Greek. Accio? Literally “I summon.” Lumos? Fucking “light.” Expelliarmus? Expel weapon!! Ooooh I wonder what Levicorpus does– you Dumb Ass Bastard. You ILLITERATE. It’s called Levicorpus, it lifts someone’s body, it LEVIES your goddamn CORPUS-

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