SuperSized McShizzle

andrew sees a cute boy:

compliment him!

swing a heavyass exy racquet directly into his sternum and stare at him homosexually

andrew is curious about the new kid:

ask to go pick him up from the airport!

steal your twin brothers identity to meet him and gather intel without him noticing

andrew is suspicious of the new kid:

subtly keep an eye on him for more clues

immediately try to break into his room and snoop through his belongings as soon as he moves in

andrew wants to learn more about the new kid:

ask him questions!

attempt to get him so intoxicated he spills all of his deepest secrets to you

andrew finds out the new kid is also running from the mafia:

tell him you already have one ex-cult flight risk to protect and hand him over to renee

claim he’s too much of a drama queen and decide to take him under your wing anyway

andrew sees a ball getting shot towards the net

do your job and block it

make no attempt to even try stopping it and just hope it doesn’t go in for the sake of your auramaxxing

neil keeps asking andrew questions

answer neil’s questions and strengthen your relationship!

send neil on random roundabout side quests to other foxes and wait for him to report back so you can do it again

andrew wants to tell neil how he feels

admit your true feelings!

deny your feelings because it’s safer

Your Friendly Neighbourhood Shane Hollander

Thanks to @teperpozno for sharing Hiholahullos amazing art of Shane as Spiderman.

Inspired me to write this one! If you love Heated Rivalry and Spiderman, check it out?