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post so nice had to reblog it twice and force it down everyone's throats

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

before there were blorbos there were little meow meows and before there were little meow meows there were cinnamon rolls

the crucial thing to understand about dick grayson is that he is the #1 child labor fan. he's had a job since he could walk and by god will he keep having one. world's most employed ten year old.

hbo max blocks screenshots even when I use the snipping tool AND firefox AND ublock which is a fucking first. i will never understand streaming services blocking the ability to take screenshots thats literally free advertising for your show right there. HOW THE HELL IS SOMEBODY GONNA PIRATE YOUR SHOW THROUGH SCREENSHOTS. JACKASS

somewhere out there is a guy who meticulously takes screenshots of every individual frame of his favorite tv shows and then painstakingly etches each one onto a roll of film which he puts into his old timey projector and recreates the footage as a silent film with his own lavishly hand-lettered dialogue cards and original score that he plays on his upright piano and charges audiences one shiny penny a play. at last, big media has finally outsmarted ol' Zachary Zoetrope

This also fixes screen sharing to other screens. It has been GODSEND

ol' Zachary Zoetrope is back in business!

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

Normalize leaving unhinged comments on ao3 fics you like. I'm tired of being the only one brave enough to write "I am chewing on this fic" in the comment section. Be weird. Authors will love you for it

If I didn't want readers to chew on it, I wouldn't have spent all that time on the mouthfeel

(so mad i can’t see straight) Yeah i just don’t think chat gpt is a good classroom tool

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

Everyone SAYS they want a fairytale wedding but when I show up and curse their firstborn suddenly I’m a jerk.