your dog Rocky

i like it when people compliment me. i like it... when people like me. (looks around to make sure nobody is about to shoot me)

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REBLOG IF IT IS OKAY TO COME INTO YOUR INBOX AND SAY THE RANDOMEST SHIT I CAN THINK OF BECAUSE I REALLY WANT TO INTERACT WITH YOU.

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ⓘ This user wants to be regularly treated as a dog 🐾

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i fucking hate the “this is the good luck post.” Girl stop contributing to a superstitious environment with ur anecdotes there’s a million goddamn notes on it it’s statistically reasonable that a bunch of people remember the good things that happen after they reblog it

this is the statistically reasonable post, reblogging it will have no effect except for putting this post on your blog

guys this post really works! I reblogged it and it really did put the post on my blog! you need to try it!

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People keep asking me what my main blog is... Should I reveal it early?

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when i was younger i had a really bad fear of danny devito when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told me it would confuse danny devito and he would think it was daytime and get scared of the sun and leave me alon

Your brother is the best

Who the fuck changed this from vampires to Danny devito

the real question is why I was completely ready to accept that this person had a debilitating childhood fear of Danny Devito

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flowery was designed to ruin discord vcs

here I c- here- he-he-here I come San Fran- I think I found a- I’m your dad’s best- Sorry to keep you waiting. SoSorrrryy toSorrkeeyp tyoou kwaeeSopitingyrry outo keewapit youing waiting

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did anyone else hear that mysterious wind

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WOOF!

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Why cant my posts just tag themselves man this takes way too long

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Eheheheheheh woof :3

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