Cursed by Curiosity

Okurrr

“there’s a lot to unpack here” is the academic equivalent of “yikes”

Merriam-Webster’s social media is the only thing giving me hope in these dark times

i’m a subtitles on kinda girl 

“but am i mentally ill enough”, i say as i suffer my third breakdown of the week

but i ate breakfast today, so it doesn’t count

i mean, i did shower today so i should probably just stop being a lazy piece of shit

I mean, I cleaned my room/apartment so clearly I’m just being a whiny piece of shit.

im screeaming out of my ears

act a fool girls

What a surprise ending

no offense but im gonna… take a risk… make a change… take a chance… and break away tbh

Literally nothing will ever be as satisfying as the 4 minute long fight sequence in Kingsman: The Secret Service, in which Colin Firth mercilessly wastes an entire Westboro Basptist Church like congregation as the guitar solo from Lynard Skynard’s 1973 anthem Freebird plays in the background.

This was the best career move Colin Firth ever made