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how do I disappear forever and make everyone forget me

just imagine having nothing to worry about. imagine being happy and carefree. i want to feel like that.

….they really had sex on that mountain with absolutely no lube

Understanding this, is gay culture

I think everyone has seen Lord Of The Rings

COME ON NA OBAMA! 👏🏾

He ain’t wearing a jacket no more and he got his sleeves rolled up. My nigga is over it.

Ooh & you can tell he’s ready to curse. Gods above do I miss the Obamas

What an adorable start to a murder

CROW BABIES

Don’t call him that

I get jealous really easily but not like an angry vengeful jealous more like a really sad lonely jealous because everybody likes everybody more than they like me and I really really don’t blame them. 

*begins breakdancing gently* what’s wrong, son 

what the fuck. what does this even mean. who thinks of this shit. why is it so funny. i hate this site.

yknow I really wish you hadn’t

The tides coming in, hurry up dude.

Will she arrive in time? We’re gonna give him a round of applause if she says yes and arrives.

CREW IS ENCOURAGING HIM TO RE-DO HIS WORK. WE’RE SHOUTING “DO IT!”

WE HAVE RECIEVED WORD THAT THE GIRL IS ON A TREASURE HUNT IN THE CITY AND THIS IS THE FINAL LOCATION. HIS FRIEND IS STALLING FOR TIME.

do you ever feel lonely and unwanted even if you are with your friends