The Red Spectacles

o7 my blog.

The process of moving everything has been done.

I might do the same with my own and this blog, once I move them over first.

I will obviously reblog everything over for mine and this one, don't worry.

As long as they do not figure out our secret primary blogs username, we should be fine.

Oh, well, thank you. You seem pretty cool too.

Time to fuck Lux's avatar up. /j

You better not have fucked anything up on my avatar.

I almost lost my mind trying to find that third item. Guess I am going down the same road Mr. Graves did.

You are not the evil alter the media warned people about, I am. /hj

Welp, good thing we don't have the car right now—otherwise we would be out there skating like idiots.

I would so enjoy committing vehicular manslaughter running DoorDash Orders doing that.

Did you forget you almost got us killed last time you insisted on going the damn speed limit on icy roads? We aren't doing a repeat of that stupidity.

Edgelord. Emo Fringe. I honestly forgot that someone took a screenshot of this.

Quit asking us about avatars. Please. We honestly do not care.

Got reposted on BlueSky, feels good man.

Why are you on fire? Seriously—what the hell.

I can’t stand dealing with acute maxillary sinusitis. Apparently breathing is optional now. LMFAO.

Turns out Doxycycline and Metronidazole might be the problem.

Oh my God! It happens all the time! They start droppin' eggs, Plant doubt inside my mind. Oh-oh-oh OH MY GOD. It happens all the time. I exterminate, the roaches in my mind.

Good riddance. Do not even try to run a scam on me.

So to make sure we are never caught unprepared again, I bought one of these. If anything like that ever happens a second time, we will have the means to document it properly. I would rather have evidence in hand than regret not having it.

I moved the SA situation off this blog and onto our vent blog. It does not belong here, and I am not keeping it where it does not fit.

He was too damn afraid to tell you no, motherfucker.

Either way, you are nothing to us, and you can live with the weight of what you did to our host. That is all you have earned.

You ever hit that point where a canker sore hurts so damn much that one reckless move somehow makes it stop? The pain just snaps off like it was never there.

I AM CONCERNED, WHY WOULD YOU STAB A CANKER SORE WITH A NEEDLE TO GET RID OF THE PAIN?