Postulates and Colloquies of a Soul

i gotta write a trope break where the dad’s favorite daughter gets a bf and instead of being suspicious the dad is like ‘YES. FINALLY. I HAVE A SON TO GO FISHING WITH’ ‘dad i go fishing with you every week’ ‘i know and i’ll always enjoy fishing with you more but I WANNA MAKE HIM FEEL WELCOME. COME ON SON LET US FISH’ 

instead of groaning at the dad jokes everyone is DELIGHTED and the dad stands as the pinnacle of humor, as dad jokes deserve to. 

why are hummingbirds so dumb

You, I, and everyone else knows for damned sure if any of us actually saw a restaurant named only “Food” in the real world that it would be the next place you’d be eating at and you cannot possibly lie to me, God or yourself that you wouldn’t.

yeah

I dont know anything about dragonball and have no intention of getting into it, I just want to know what leads Vegeta, who I understand is the prince of space or something, to turn good, settle down, get a beautiful wife and wear a pink blouse

He met a woman who wasn’t intimidated by him and he had no coping mechanism except to marry her.

I can respect that.