Stephen King

Stephen King’s Fujo

whenever you take too much time to write something know it is because stephen king has been stealing your life force

girl mutuals who want to kiss and eat cunt & so forth should be paid by the state to go see each other

WRONG BLOG

the stephen council, after I overthrew the stephen senate

hey wait do we even know if that ryan reynolds account is even really him

Let’s start making fake celebrity accounts for every celebrity before they can join

as the real stephen king I think this is a terrible idea and no one should do it

brands too?

everyone keeps wondering why I’m on here as if it isn’t common knowledge that tumblr can’t afford neil gaiman anymore

they offered me his contract when he upped his price to three cents a month and it threatened to drive them bankrupt. currently I’m the proud proud owner of 1/1326000 of a 2022 honda accord just from this month’s proceeds alone

hello tumblr I am the real stephen king

Hello the real Stephen King i am random reflections redirection

wow so good to meet a fellow real person

hey wait do we even know if that ryan reynolds account is even really him

Let’s start making fake celebrity accounts for every celebrity before they can join

as the real stephen king I think this is a terrible idea and no one should do it