Wannabe poison type gym leader

i fear that "why did he summon the crystalline entity???" will become a reoccurring question ala "why did he cut his hands of???" for me. he didn't need to do that. why did he do that? why did he cut his hands off??? Why did matpat cut his hands off???? It was a flamethrower chainsaw, if he wanted to get rid of his fingerprints, he could have just burnt them off, why did he cut his hands off???????

whybthe fuck am I suddenly getting a bunch of anti sex (just like, in general) post recommended to me????? Is this because I made a post with the word porn in it last night????????? Hello???????????

ohh enterprise is so hungry.... her stomach is so empty...... she needs more for her warp core.... please feed her ensigns...... she is so hungry for ensigns......... Enterprise needs ensigns to reach warp speed..... C'mon, just one little ensign?

it's crazy how people can just believe things that aren't true. and like, it's so annoying but you have to just smile and nod because otherwise you're an asshole. aliens didn't build the pyramids. ghosts didn't make that guy need glasses. the stars don't dictate personalities and fates. It's like you really believe that?

God I fucking hate my mom sometimes

oww owwwwww I've just hurt myself in very stupid way. first I had the thought 'man I should learn blender to make characters do silly little dances' and then mentally went 'guy falls to his knees and screams at the sky' and then 'wait I could do that. I could do that right now I should do that' and of course, forgot that I was one. on tile and two. had a super bruised knee from falling the other day. And then I writhed on the floor

hmmmmm is the [REDACTED] fandom taking advantage of the opportunity presented by the aliens to [REDACTED] it up...? god I hope so

ougghhhhhh i haven't eaten raw vegetables in like a weeeeek these baby carrots are SO GOOD. I needed this