Félix’s Super Good Blog

i hate peacocks their bigass tails piss me off why are u strutting cant get a girl without being up in everyone’s faces

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It is hardly my fault ladybug lacks showmanship

@therealfelixgrahamdevanily it's been a long day and I want to stab [redacted] would you like to go on a romantic outing with me and make out

A perfect way to spend our Valentine’s Day

Did your mom kill your shitty dad? Because good for her

I mean technically it was the poison that killed him

:((((( i get why he slapped me because he hates me but why did he slap adrien

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How dare you. Did he even wash his hands first?

The situation has now passed but I still need the info so I can tell future coworkers/classmates to fuck off without getting in trouble with my boss/professors

Just offend them. Easier for everyone.

lmaoooo @therealfelixgrahamdevanily @argosofficial

Uh um hmmmmm uhh heyyyy let’s talk about this

Great strides were made today. She didn’t even tell Kagami about that time I ate a worm

Actually id rather not say

Great strides were made today. She didn’t even tell Kagami about that time I ate a worm

@therealfelixgrahamdevanily Hey.

O.o uhhhh hi nothing to see here ok bye

Félix is into lock picking. just at odd times trying out different sets and locks, goes on tangents about how no place is truly safe, and has a lock picking kit with him at all times.

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At first I learned for my close-up magic show but it turns out that people pay me to do it sometimes? I love being morally grey

Great strides were made today. She didn’t even tell Kagami about that time I ate a worm

i love the french, i love the way they pronounce Rs like they're disgusted with them

the english meanwhile seem to have developed some sort of phobia about them

Huh. Didn't know you could have French surgically removed.

sorry i just cannot get this out of my head. Like, "oh you speak french? i hear there's an operation for that"

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