Dinky

Goodnight Dinky Town~

Goodnight Dinky Town~

Yeow~

Remember To Go To Your Abode.

Make Sure You Leave Out Your Sleepy Time Toad

For If You Forget

My Enforcers’ll Give Youse The Stick

And Surely We Don’t Want That

(We Don’t Want That)

Remember To Leave Out Your Dinkaroons

‘Fore I Turn Your Clothes To Balloons

My Boys Need Treasure To Plunder

Don’t Let Stinginess Be Your Final Blunder

And Surely We Don’t Want That

(We Don’t Want That)

And When The Sun Comes

(When The Sun Comes)

Remember To Let Your Refrigerators Run

(Let Your Refrigerators Run)

Because

(Because)

((Because))

Because~

I Ain’t Paying For No Air Conditioning Units

Goodnight Dinky Town~

Goodnight Dinky Town~

I Was Recently Convinced To Purchase An iPhone. The Fourth Specifically, Ignoring Subtypes.

Apparently It Has Been Outdated For Almost A Decade.

I Tried To Download A Game But Apple Forcibly Installed A Software Update That Makes My Phone Drain From 100% To 0% In Mere Moments.

This Is Apparently Legal.

You Can’t Force Someone To Sign A Contract That Enables You To Decimate The Product You Just Sold, But You Can Heavily Pressure Them Into It And Limit The Alternatives. The People In Charge Of Limiting Your Power Have No Incentive To Except Re-election (which you can actively manipulate if you control information), As A Matter Of Fact They Benefit From Actively Not Doing Their Job.

As Of Right Now The Dinky Town To Dinkyville Transportation System Is Out Of Commission Due To An Unspecified Accident Involving Ink Remover Lifted From Where The Dip From “Who Framed Roger Rabbit” (1988) Was Stored.

Johnny Test Fell Down A Flight Of Stairs, Unfortunately Douglas Returned To Save Him.

The Cast Of Camp Lazlo Have Been Detained On Suspicion Of Dinkaroon Counterfeiting.

I Have Lifted The Ban On Tubas. However Those Found In Possession Of Nail Polish Remover And A Tuba Will Be Fined. (Based Upon The 1997 Tuba Incident In Dinkyville Regarding “The Slam Cats” Dispute With Other Forgotten Cartoon “Sallary’s Galleries”).

I Don’t Have No Issues ‘Cept With Ricky Rat. But Well, That’s A Story For Another Time. Anyway, The Current Dinkyville Updates?

The Dinkaroon Conversion Rate Being 5,000+ To 1 USD Is A Myth. As You Surely Know Five Thousand Is Perfectly Capable Of Buying You Plenty Of Cookie Dough, Which If Converted To Molossia Currency, Is Worth Several Undefined USDs

Johnny Test Is Perfectly Safe And Sound Unfortunately.

His Dog Dougie Left So I’ve ‘Temporarily Supplanted’ Him With Another Doog Dog. This One’s Named Doorful I Think. Or Maybe Rugal. Had A Pop Culture Referencing Hare With ‘Im But That’s Been Sorted.