When you use the wrong math’s formula but somehow manage to get the answer correct…

There are some people you’ll never see again. At least, not in the same way

this wins over other pro-gay commercials because you had no idea he was gay and then you can’t tell which one is his husband

can we just talk abotu the fact that the husbands arent even bringing the drinks over theyre just standing there next to the drinks and chatting

they are showing anyone can be useless. Even gay people

I have a pretty good memory, but memories are time beings, too, like cherry blossoms or ginkgo leaves; for awhile they are beautiful, and then they fade and die.

when someone brings up something embarrassing you did years ago: