oh fuck its a blog

Yes. I acknowledge ralts. I acknowledge Scolipede. I KNOW there's a dozen dozen hot dogs. Listen to me, though. Look right into my eyes. Really hear me on this one. Spinda is my adorable disabled daughter with permanent, built in quasi-pigtails on her head. She is Midna if Midna was drugged badly. She is the girl who roofied herself at the dyke bar then came up to me and asked me to take her home. There is no competition.

"I asked chatgpt-" yeah well I asked rum tum tugger and he said I ought to ask magical mr mistoffelees the original conjuring cat

Can I still be a leftist if I’m a reactionary conservative

for some reason agnes tachyon and daiwa scarlet make me emotional. i think its because there's so often the tone that agnes Knows that she was daiwa's father in another life, but daiwa doesn't and just thinks agnes is this cool older uma who she's friends with. idk. maybe its because im a trans woman who really wants kids, but "what if you got to watch your daughter grow up and be successful and happy and you were friends and also you're a beautiful horse girl now" is just. yeah its emotional.

the problem with being a knight errant girl is that there are just SO MANY neglected princesses in the kingdom & it gets overwhelming trying to rescue all of them from peril AND ravish them all. i don't even have a fucking noble steed. fuck me

“our age of bronze is collapsing” is this beautiful random burst of monty python dialogue amidst the drudgery of nolan’s vision and i think it should win the first-ever oscar for best solitary line

[wringing my hands as i look out my window directly overlooking wall street, watching the sun rise on october 29, 1929] aw fuck it’s the great depression

can i get an amen break burger