Let's Paint Tomorrow with that New Color

I’ve been looking for this post for ages

listen, I’ve read enough fanfic to know that they’re not getting divorced, but it’ll take about 35k of pining to figure that out.

relationship goals

if you don’t currently have any weed, you’re so fucking brave, hang in there, i’ve been where you are and i promise it gets better, you’ll have weed again soon, i’m blessing you all with that energy

i want everything to be novelty im so tired of this. i want my phone to look like a piano and my piano to look like a huge phone. i want all my teapots to look like cats. margaritaville salt shakers only. my mug better be shaped like a frog. im so mad where is this world

can you believe after so many years of using french’s “c'est la vie” because the nuance doesn’t translate, we’ve finally obtained a flawless translation with “that’s just the way it is on this bitch of an earth" 

Thats “it be like that sometimes” erasure

my favourite genre of food that exists in almost every culture is “filling surrounded by a whole bunch of unhealthily cooked dough”

I have never seen a post so absolutely filled with indisputable, immaculate truth on this hell site as this one is.