Me when someone ships a canonically gay/lesbian character with the opposite sex

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Me when someone ships a canonically gay/lesbian character with the opposite sex

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sometimes i need to remind myself that i'm writing fanfiction for free and i'm allowed to have a shitty sentence or two
so many of my fics have remained buried in my drafts because i wrote the cool scenes first and then didn’t have “connective tissue”. but i’m freeing myself from that and just adding shitty “and then a week passed” or “they got to their destination” connections and just posting them and it’s so! freeing! try it!
I can't tell you how many times I've agonized over a scene transition, only to fill in the missing space with, like, a sentence.
Write the parts you wanna write and then go in and slap scotch tape over the rest of it.
Sometimes when I’m feeling self conscious I’ll go and pull a book off my shelf to see how whichever author handled time transitions, and it’s really REALLY common that it’s just, like, “October came and went.” And that’s SO freeing. Just fast forward. Just do it.
It really does work.
Plus if the transition or passage of time isn't interesting to write.. it's probably not going to be interesting to read either. Just skip it.
Also yeah who cares about a shitty sentence or two even aside from that, honestly. Done is better than perfect.
just remembered shows used to have 20-25 eps per season
On Friendship.

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Sin of Despair AU: First Sight
Emily and Vaggi are taking a short day trip to Pentagram City so Vaggi can show Emily more parts of Hell. Vaggi is talking about the town and the types of sinners who live there when Emily suddenly freezes and her eyes go wide.
Vaggi: Emily? What's wrong?
Emily:....Who....Is....THAT?
Vaggi looks to see Carmila Carmine walking down the street with her daughters.
Vaggi: Oh, that's just Carmila Carmine. Local Overlord, weapons dealer. NOT good news. Why?
Emily:......😍
Vaggi: Emily?
Emily poofs a bouquet of roses into her hands.
Emily: I must have her....
Vaggi: Emily, NO.
Emily: Emily, YES!
Vaggi grabs her wrist to keep her from going over but Emily keeps pulling against it.
Vaggi: She looks WAY older then you!
Emily: I know. She's aged like a fine sacrimental wine....
Vaggi: She has kids!
Emily: Such adorable little baby birds...
Vaggi: She's a WEAPONS DEALER who OWNS people's souls!
Emily: And IM going to show her the path to redemption! And true love! And the alter! *Muttering* And hopefully one day, my bedroom....
She gets out of Vaggi's grip and zooms off.
Vaggi groans.
Vaggi: Lovesick dork....
Just then her phone rings and she sees its Charlie.
Vaggi:😍
don't worry that's how she looks at everyone
the girl of all time. the her. she
A Mask Of My Own Face - Chapter 56 - At Long Last: Part 2
https://archiveofourown.org/works/61851004/chapters/231768401
They finish what they started.
insp by @kambiteydragon i love putting Lute in situations

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when i was getting trained as a welder the guys started playing sneaky grabass with each other and with me. i almost hit a few people while holding dangerous tools in my hand because they wouldn’t stop grabbing me from behind, then laughing that i ‘almost’ hit them, so i finally had to go to the instructor and say, look, i’ve had years and years of self defense training due the fact i’m a very small weirdo who is in legitimate danger of getting hatecrimed and at some point one of these guys is going to goose me again and im going to bury a wrench in his eye. get them to stop grabbing me, because i don’t want to get kicked out for hitting people.
the next day i ended up punching someone in the face with a doughnut in my fist because she thought i was being a big fucking buzzkill who tattled to teacher about a harmless game, and, guess what, grabbed my butt. i got icing all over her hair. she complained to teacher...who let everyone know that this was why they weren’t supposed to be playing grabass in the fucking shop.
anyway don’t fucking sneak up on twitchy little queers with hypervigilance, it fucking sucks and you’re lucky if you get a doughnut to a face instead of a hammer.
given that this was a welding class, I was expecting this to end up so much worse
the problem is that hazbin hotel is literally filled to the brim with gorgeous women and yet the whole fanbase is horny for all the ugly ass bum men in it
When the post goes triple platinum in the mutual circle and you have to scroll past the same thing seven times in a row
KICK THE CAN!
Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.
To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.
the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now
And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!
Kick
Kick!
So the preview image of the Heaven pride float standee (not the full-size one) shows Emily may have actually been pan? And they changed it?
My gaydar never misses because what do you mean I was right again?
Edit: For clarification, if you are viewing the item page and select the stock for the Heaven pride standee, the preview image for the Vees standee randomly changes to the Heaven standee with a pan Emily variant.

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long bacon store
Five minutes later, after Lute run away in fear probably: