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I am one Ricky Montgomery song away from entering the woods,wrapping myself in moss like it’s a blanket, and never returning to human life again.

People keep asking me if I’m trans. Do they really think I would be this dedicated to be a forest cryptid if I was cis?

You ever just wanna shave the sides of your head and have a Mohawk just to like grow moss on the shaved parts. Or is that just me?

Anyone got any good discord chats I could join? Preferably ones that involve talking about mushrooms

Everyone thinks that my love of mushrooms is weird, but hey when the mushrooms take over the world, and they will, I will be prepared to join their ranks.

I just wanna move into a moss covered cave and be the local crypid found only by the murder of crows surrounding me but no one will let me because of “ morals” and “ societies standards”

Today I was in a discussion about if we wanted to live in the woods or the city. Someone asked me why I want to live in the woods. One there isn’t people.two nature. Three I can’t be a mysterious forest entity well living in the city now can I Janet

Remember the mushrooms are always watching. The gods can’t because they have things to do but the mushrooms do not so they see everything

Is my one defining trait my very large obsession with mushrooms. Yes. Did I accidentally make mushroom gods. Also yes. Did I accidentally start a whole cult around the mushroom gods complete with rituals and how to worship them. The answer is up to you but you can’t prove anything so it doesn’t matter

Do I wanna have a partner who will wonder the woods with me and let me collect bones and fungus to preserve and maybe even climb the trees together and sit up high in the trees and draw? Yes I do but It’s a pandemic and I’m bad to talking to new people so it will never happen

“You use they/them pronouns? What are you,plural?” Yes I am plural. I am an entire murder of crows and that is why I will take any shiny thing I see

Remember to always be nice to any mushrooms you meet because if you die and are buried not in the wooden box that proves your humanity, then the mushrooms are the ones who will last meet you and they remember everything

Could I become a cowboy, yes I say y’all and am gay but why be a cowboy when you can be a moss covered log in the forest by a stream

Do I want to lay in the forest long enough to grow moss all over my body and then rise and live a a questionable forest entity who probably lives in a bog. Yes. Do I get to be a questionable moss entity.no. And I am VERY upset about it