Asteroid B-612

“What is LAVISH?” you may wonder. Well, it’sa two-man/assassin bussiness where they can help YOU with ANYTHING you can think of!

Fighting off people who wants you dead? the usual! taking out your “trash”? can do! deliver you something without getting any participants caught? no problem at all, LAVISH has got you covered with ANYTHING. (as long as you pay the price, preferably in cash.)

They work at any hour of the day, but usually they are night workers. They have a life to live outside of this bussiness (a shitty one)

Need a helping hand? or.. hands..? just give LAVISH a call! you can find our website only on the deep web (because they are just that special)

They hate when you ask “What does LAVISH stand for?” , why? because Josh hates it, which makes Tyler (the creator…. of the name) guilty and ashamed of the fact that he thought about the name in the first place, so its better if you dont ask them about it..

“it’s stupid, please don’t talk about it…”

“I swear it’s not THAT bad, he just hates it because I came up with it-“

And of course, ever wonder who’s behind this crazily convenient operation? Well here they are!

(yes, if you havent guessed already, the name ‘Lane Boy’ for the drug is because they are so full of themselves when it comes to their songs. already got a hint on why they even call it LAVISH in the first place?) (gosh they just love themselves)

This is a secret between us okay? but they actually start this whole entire bussiness SOLELY because; Josh is broke as shit and desperately needs (wants) money, meanwhile Tyler is just bored and wants to be able to bash out ALL of his frustration he’s always kept within him somehow. simply put he just wants to cope and needs copium

and there you have it, the power duo you NEVER asked for :-)