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There is a level of mad delusion only accessible to syphilitic inbred European monarchs and upper middle class Americans trying to start a small business.

i have a friend who has kinda bad eczema on their right hand but their left hand is fine and thats because acidity makes eczema worse and that includes vaginal acidity and my friend is both a lesbian and a slut so they finger a lot of people and that fucks up the hand they use (their right hand). Anyways do you think BBC sherlock would deduce that by looking at my friend’s hands

nothing couldve prepared me for the last sentence

i work at the post office beating the shit out of your fragile package

the absence of something is also its presence

character whose villain origin story is having a job

you ever just get in bed and ur like yep this is where i’m meant to be

important question: what is ur sexuality and what style and color converse do u own (this is for science)