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Productivity

Bathrooms are the only place where you can actually get shit done

#productivity #shit #done #toilet #poop #jokes #puns

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Fifty Shades

I wanted to watch a foreign BDSM porno but couldn’t find subs for it

#bdsm #porn #sex #kinky #puns #jokes

arewehavingpunyet

dutchster

what’s the cheapest meat?

dutchster

deer balls

dutchster

because they’re under a buck

My dad is such a motherfucker.

#dad #motherfucker #puns #jokes

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brew install composer

I was going to post a pun about sheet music, but I was afraid it wouldn't get enough notes.

#composer #sheet music #music #composition #homebrew #php #puns #jokes #band #trumpet #violin #piano #guitar

lordoftheinternet

THE LEANING TOWER OF PISA IS IN ITALY

IT’S ITALICIZED

just-shower-thoughts

Creating a new human being is literally easy as fuck.

akaashikelji

my friend told me that i need to stop singing i’m a believer because it was getting annoying and i laughed because i thought she was kidding

but then i saw her face

thatchickcj

NO

perchu-deactivated20180224

what rock group has four men that don’t sing

pyrophobicfireman

what

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mount rushmore

ewebie

get out

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blueboxs-deactivated20131116

My math teacher called me average.

How mean.

questlon

i broke up with my gym we were just not working out

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emosad420

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

xaive-deactivated20140301

my girlfriend just called me about this, it’s one in the am

itsthatphaseagain

ONE IN THE AM

3.14

I hear mathematics are as easy as pi.

#pi #geometry #calculus #mathematics #puns #jokes #education

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At the Hospital

I try not to schedule surgeries anymore because surgeons just have a way of getting under my skin.

#surgeon #surgery #skin #annoying #like a surgeon #weird al #puns #jokes

rneerkat-deactivated20220104

arteries will always hold a special place in my heart

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