Mia

As y/n laided her curly head down on her silk pillowcase they begin to wonder where everything went wrong.

First of all her hairdresser was killed in the recent extermination, her favourite snack got discontinued due to low funds AND last of all-some flower looking motherfucker tried to choke her at a bar.

She groans internally, she knows vox is coming... actually where the actual fuck is - she felt a shuffle beside her

"Vox?" Y/n murmers. She feels sharp claws grabbing along her shoulders. "Vox, what the fuc- Did you know when sharks go upside down they enter a state called tonic imobility?" He cuts over y/n,he acts like this is something important like its going to change everything about the relationship. "Vox, I really don't care about sharks." Y/n mutters tiredly.she used to like sharks until Vox brought them up in every second conversation and she eventually got sick of hearing about them.

"Yeah,but did you know?" He says slowly acting like the words she just said were things that never existed. honestly, he's doing it to protect himself from sleeping on the first floor couch but close enough.

"Yeah, whatever I knew about- Sharks have been around for 400 million years! Making them older than saturns rings!" Okay,yeah hes definetely doing it to piss y/n off. "Are you doing this to piss me of Vox? Because if you are I swear if you are im going to beat your fucking ass!" Y/n starts shouting annoyed while Vox stays "non-chalant" (hes laughing on the inside)

"Okay yeah thats cool BUUUT did you know that a sandbar shark has 35,000 teeth over the course of it's lifetime!" Sometimes y/n wants to smash that screen to pieces. Honestly, shes slowly giving up. His ego can't afford to get sent to the first floor couch again and it's just going to get worse so might as well give up with trying to get him to shut up.

"Wow really?..." y/n says monotonely with a hint of sarcasam. She can feel his claws digging into her shoulders and scraping against her. Does it hurt like hell? Yeah, absolutely buuuuut he'll get all pissy if you move and he'll take away the blanket and it's always fucking freezing in the room so just don't say nothing.

Vox snickers knowing he's won. "YEAH! Also did you know sharks don't have bones and are entirely made out of cartilage!" Welp, it's set y/n is getting zero sleep because SOME CERTAIN TV will probably talk about sharks till 3 in the morning. Y/n sighs might as well listen to him.

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Freaky

1. It's pink not white

2.would only do intimacy during certain occasions

3.THIGH GUY

4.relatively open to anything

5. Aftercare is a must

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Caramel arrow cookie x gn! Reader

A sigh escaped your lips, it's been a while since you've seen Caramel arrow cookie. It's been two weeks since you last saw her and your mind is full of her... life isn't fai-

Your thoughs were suddenly interupted by a sound of a door slamming, you perk up immediately. Could it be Caramel Arrow cookie. You set the black coffee on the table and got up from the couch. "Caramel? CARAMEL!" You squeal in delight as you see your girlfriend in the kitchen as she turns around at the sound of your voice. "Y/N COOKIE!" You finally see her face, she is beaten. Cuts all over her face, some bruise swelling up near her eye. Some cakehounds must've got to her before you.

"Oh crumbs, Caramel Arrow what did you do!" You gasp in shock as Caramel arrow looked away in embarassment. "Some cakehounds may have got to me." Blush washing over her face,still it doesn't help the cuts and bruises. You sigh,looking down as your hand runs through your icing hair. "Sit down on the couch darling,i'll get some bandages and ointments." You walk out the room as Caramel Arrow walks over to the couch and lays down. She closes her eyes and lets a sigh she didn't know she was holding out, she hates when you get disapointed. You soon walk in the livingroom and sit down near Caramel Arrow. "Im just going to apply the ointments first, okay?" You grab the ointments and cotten swab and pour the ointment on the swab and lightly dab it on Caramel Arrows dough. "I'm sorry about this y/n- Caramel arrow it's fine really, don't worry." You lightly cut over Caramel Arrow as you finish dabbing and start taking out the bandages

"Honestly,i'm really more upset about the fact this is our first interaction in two weeks." You say as you wrap the bandages around her head. "I know i'm immensly sorry about it. Being a watcher has been draining lately because of the war." She speaks rapidly,she is aware you're not the happiest. I mean who would be? Not speaking to your girlfriend in two weaks and when you see her again she got beat up by mutts. "I'm upset about this Caramel Arrow but i'll forgive you... who couldn't!" You squeak as you pepper kisses all over her dough. "Aww, I love you so much." You continuing pressing kisses all over her face as she giggles softly and hugs you.

Im so sorry this isn't the best, im a small bit rusty with writing and its late in the night, but i still really hope you enjoyed this 🥹

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~thepressurefromjupiter

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