Tales

my two brain cells

This is what executive dysfunction looks like

Inside you there are two hamsters…

He’s 4x weak to grass and he’s loving that vine whip. Damn now I gotta kink shame a predominantly irrelevant Pokemon? Smh.

And that fucking arch in her back! She knows he likes it! and floette is fucking watching it all like she’s got a premium account on pornhub smh

Pokemon Heritage Post

calling quagsire “”predominantly irrelevant”” bitch i will fuck you the fuck up

Weekends of a PhD student

Okay, but a lot of books would be that long if you laid the pages out

the average printed page is 6 inches wide. so if a book is 128 pages, its 64 ft long. I dont think I own a book with fewer than 128 pages.

It's honestly not that impressive at all. Fuck Imhotep and his pathetic short book.

I will always reblog this

still remember how revolutionary this ad felt 10 years ago

excuse me but it still feels revolutionary

Keep reblogging until it feels normal everywhere.

reblogging this to add that I often think about the old man yaoi mangaka on bluesky who said "the phrase that finally convinced me that the English language is truly beautiful was 'this shit is so ass'"

Some of you guys have never burned a CD and it shows

Some of you guys don't even realise I don't mean setting a CD on fire