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its monday remember to cough blood into your handkerchief and faint and hit your head on a sharp corner and have a beautiful solemn funeral

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every time i see a picture of a coyote i am immediately like "omg my friend Cable Ties!"
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I'll fucking kill tha ginch for cutting me a absolutely dog shit slice of roast beast dude was carving that up 3 sizes too thin
Get your MEAT off my DRINK. Meat sagging on drink.

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sight I saw in san francisco, twice: gaggle of tiny children leashed together being herded along, everyone in hi-vis
Being a bi guy quite possibly the funniest sexuality like dammmnnnn I know who John Waters is and jerk it to twinks in panties but I got a coffee date with Hetero Jessica from work at 3 thats her name heteroooo jessica thats her name folks thats what we call her hertero jessica
watching the new defunctland
one time a guy i know whose girlfriend was heavily pregnant didnāt tweet anything for a whole day so i texted himĀ ācongrats on your babyā and made him think i had some kind of baby precognitionĀ
like six months after that just after halloween i asked to see his son dressed as aĀ āfat baby pumpkinā and he was likeĀ āwho told youā and i saidĀ āno one. itās halloween. you have a fat baby. heās going to be a pumpkināĀ
bbc sherlock wants what i have

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it's annoying that video games disable achievements when you install mods. i DID kill alduin who cares if thomas the tank engine was there
Iām just an easy mark for dumb pilot humor. Today the captain was like āweāre now at altitude, feel free to move around, my one rule is you must stay inside the planeā and I lost it. Itās funny because you would die a horrible death akin to standing unencumbered on Pluto
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how could you leave out the best one...
More i Grow my body Stonger. More i Learn my head gets Longer. More i Eat my belly Bouncing⦠More i Fight my foes iām Trouncing.
More i Sing my voice gets Louder⦠More i Boast my pride gets Prouder⦠More i Run my speed gets Upper⦠What about you Mother Fuckerā¦
normally this is when people reblog posts like this and say something like āi was on so much painkillers when i made thisā but that doesnāt apply here. i was completely lucid when i made this. i can remember writing this phenomenal post with crystal clarity. for me, it was typical. i could do this kind of thing every day if i wished to.

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when u look at 2017 and think āoh thatās only like 3 years agoā and itās actually 12,000 years ago and everything is gone and everyone you know has been reduced to ash and the world is completely different
how 2025 has felt