perpetually crying in the club

another tlt comic, ianthe's new arm.

in Gideon the Ninth, in order of first incidence

a hideous witch from hell

a psychopath

Harrow

a butt-touched nun

Nonagesimus

insane creep

jackass

bitch

my sweet

bucko

Reverend Daughter

gloom mistress

penumbral lady

night boss

bone empress

tenebrous overlord

my lamentable queen

numbnuts

you asswipe

assmunch

my midnight hagette

my crepuscular queen

sunshine

ignorant sack of eyeballs

loser

bozo

dick

Harrowhark

sugarlips

Bonus: things not stated outright by Gideon but included in the narrative in a way that strongly suggests Gideon would have said them given the chance

desiccated mummy of hate

marchioness of bones

“The land that shall receive thee dying, in the same will I die: and there will I be buried. The Lord do so and so to me, and add more also, if aught but death part me and thee,” said Gideon. “See you on the flip side, sugarlips.”

“nav, have you really forgiven me?”