thepeanutloord

and played hollow knight for ten hours strait,

After escaping the lair of scylla Eurylochus begins to realise what just happened, and confronts the sheriff, 

Eurylochus: tell me you did not know that’d happen, say you didn’t know how that would end, look me in the eyes, and tell me, sheriff, THAT YOU DID NOT JUST SACRIFICE SIX MEN use your wits to try and say i’m crazy n’ mad, that this is all some trick the gods have sent, tell me you did not miss home so painfully bad, that you gave up the lives of six of our friends, when we fought the cyclops, you were quick to hatch a plan, and when we dueled with Circe, it was you who left behind no men, but when we saw this monster, we didn’t draw our guns, we just ran, SAY SOMETHING

Odysseus: I CAN’T

Eurylochus: then you have forced my hand

Posse: Eurylochus

Odysseus: lower your rifle

Eurylochus: no can do, you miss your wife so bad, you trade the live of your posse

Odysseus: don’t make me duel you partner, you know you’d have done the same

Eurylochus: if you want all the power, you must carry all the BLAME

Posse: Eurylochus, Eurylochus, Eurylochus, Odysseus, Odysseus, Odysseus, there is no price he won't pay

Odysseus: I AM NOT LETTING YOU GET IN MY WAY

BAM

Odysseus: my partners, why?

Posse: how are we supposed to trust you now? Now your time has come, your lucks run out, now, the time has come to shut you down, you relied on wit, and then we died on it, woah

Eurylochus knocks Odysseus out with the back of his rifle, hours later he wakes up tied to a statue of the sun god

Odysseus: agh, my head, where are we?

Eurylochus: an oasis, the first one we found, it’s filled with camels just roaming around, begging us to eat, so much meat, and hunger is so heavy, this statue, the god of the sun, don’t know where it’s from, but here we found these camels to hunt, right in front, and hunger is so heavy (hunger is so heavy)

Odysseus: please don’t tell me your about to do what i think you’ll do

Eurylochus: Ody we’re never gonna get to make it home, you know it’s true

Odysseus: you don’t know that’s true, this is the home of the sun god

Eurylochus: i’m starving, partner

Odysseus: but if you kill his camels, who knows what he’ll send? This is the home of the sun god

Eurylochus: i’m tired, partner

Odysseus: but we’re so close to home, this can’t be where it ends

Eurylochus: how much longer must I suffer now? (please don’t do this) how much longer must i push through doubt? (i need to get home) how much longer must i go about (Eurylochus) my life like this, when people die like this? Whoa,

Eury+posse: how much longer must we suffer now? (reconsider) how much longer must we push through doubt? (we can get home) how much longer must we go about (Eurylochus) our lives like this when people die like this? Woah,

Eurylochus: I'm just a man

Odysseus: EURYLOCHUS NO

Eurylochus shoots the camel, and the weather begins to shift, and he realises his mistake

Odysseus: you’ve doomed us, you’ve doomed us all, Eurylochus

Eurylochus: sheriff?

Odysseus: we need to get out of this oasis now, ride your horse with all the strength its legs allow, these camels were immortal, they were the sun gods friends, and now that we’ve pissed them off, WHO DO YOU THINK HE’LL SEND?

Posse: full speed ahead, full speed ahead, (FASTER) full speed ahead, (FASTER) full speed ahead

lightning strikes and thunder roars, signaling the arrival of zeus

Odysseus: we’re too late