I AM CONSUMING AND EATING THE GARDEN PROTOCOLS CHOMP CHOMP (seriously tho I can’t wait for the next update holy shittttt)
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I changed brushes for the lineart I liked it better
Roddy gets his ass kicked and enjoys it a lot
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@theparquet
I AM CONSUMING AND EATING THE GARDEN PROTOCOLS CHOMP CHOMP (seriously tho I can’t wait for the next update holy shittttt)
here u go
I changed brushes for the lineart I liked it better
Roddy gets his ass kicked and enjoys it a lot

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Is he gonna at least look pretty and slay while coughing up flowers?
It's rodimus, when is he not serving cunt
So is Rodimus gonna get caught wheezing his internals out during movie night? Or is he gonna be so exhausted he doesn't even show up, only to find him still asleep (and coughing, maybe)
who knows there might not be a movie night
There WILL be a bigger update coming up in the next few days, I'm being slow bc my country is just undeprepared for the massive heatwave hitting us and my room is 37°C and I feel like I'm melting off
Fanart for @theparquet s au garden protocols!! I love putting rodimus in situations and I was possessed to draw this
OMG OMG OMG I LOVE IT
Rodimus is like a chew toy or a rag doll or something he's so fun when he's miserable (said w love ofc)
But THANK YOU SO MUCH IT'S INCREDIBLE !!!!

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Are you going to compile the entire series into one or two mega posts so we can read it like on continuous comic when you are done? (Talking about Garden Protocols)
Yuh
But I don't know if it's all going to fit on one or two posts since the image limit is 10 images
I'll definitely make it into more concise posts though!
Oh no. Oh fuck. Our baby is so stupidly in denial. Fantastic levels of denial. Don't tell me he's so in denial he doesn't even know who he has a crush on. Or maybe he doesn't count it as a crush cause he already loves them. He loves them. Period. There is no crush, cause he already loves them. He just doesn't acknowledge that its in the romantic way. Damn, bro really is cooked.
Thankfully the denial was short-lived, but will that save him ?
btw Rung is alive because I said so :)
Lungs covered in flowers? Nah, we aint fleshies. Gonna guess its sparkflowers smothering the spark? Taking all of its energy?
pfff, having flowers in your lungs is soooo organic! here we got spark problems, ventilatory problems and circulatory problems baby!
(ill make an in depth explanation later, but those are energon flowers ;))
Roddy does not in fact have a crush
So I accidentally deleted an ask but it was about the garden protocols, so to answer the lost questions!
yes roddy is mortified and the embarassment will continue forever
yes drift and ratchet are going to freak tf out bc what do you mean their crush is dying
no, hanahaki in my comic is not organic, and the cybertronian version does have some... peculiarities :D
I've got some thoughts on how the whole thing works, but it would require an in depth explanation of my take on cybertronian biology, which I probably will make a post about once I'm deeper in the comic hehe
on the peculiarities, a small preview :
sorry to the person who sent the ask, I swear I'm so bad with technology I might as well be a boomer

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yeah sure rodimus it's just a cold
fair warning, this comic is just gonna be the classic hanahaki scenario I crave for my muse and punching bag Rodimus :)
cover + first page of a short dratchrod comic i've been planning :D
cover without text :
I always headcanon Drift to be bitey. Nom nom on his partners. Ratchet grumbles but is secretly on board. Roddy doesn’t even try to hide that he likes it and WILL bite back. Ratchet and his two feral turbofox boyfriends.
Bitey man
The Buried and the The Dark having a bloody, screaming, drag out fight over Megatron before The Dark wins out is honestly a oretty funny image.
Oh yes they both reaaaaally wanted that cookie, but Megatron wanted absolutely nothing to do with the Buried, so it ended up munching on Minimus
for your TMA AU what entity is megatron? and mostly why ofcrs I wanna know the reasoning! gimme the deets!
Hiii sorry for the 40000 years late answer I wanted to answer this with an artwork but lost love for it, so you only get text lols
Megatron is an Avatar of the Dark, for two main reasons. The first one is that hés the biggest, baddest, most terrifying foe in most continuities. He's the monster under the bed, something from stories, much like the Dark, he's old and omnipresent, his very existence is a horror story.
But I feel like part of the fear he inspires comes from how he presents himself ! In mtmte, which is the main inspiration for this AU, he's a much more vicious, manipulative, secretive person than, say, in G1. He leads from the Dark. He's always in the shadows.
And then, he was a miner, so of course he has a special relationship with the Dark. And also the whole dark matter thing which would be dope af for a Dark Avatar imo.

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Random doodles for a fic I might write. Premise is Rodimus suffers
The dog that weeps after it kills is no better than the dog that doesn't