★ THE PARADISE PRESS
Welcome to The Paradise Press!
Here we follow ex-president Wilbur Soot on his newest exploit at the Ranvan, and his new business, Wilburger!
↓ Guidelines for questions and things to look out for can be found below! ↓
Try and stay away from NSFW! We barely got permission to do a feature on him in the first place, and we're pretty sure he will just quit if we overstep! Also a fair reminder that minors will be reading this feature (and is run largely by minors) ((seriously, who's in charge of this newspaper??))
There may be discussion of heavier or triggering topics! You never know with this guy. 😅 This includes suicide, self harm, paranoia, hallucinations, alcohol, drug use, etc etc
If there's more to be added, it will be! To ask a question, you can contact us at 1 - 800 - PARADISE and your query will be recorded and passed along. Transcripts will be provided under each response for viewer convenience. All interviews will be performed at the Ranvan itself, just across the river from Las Nevadas (although we have permission to film in other areas). Thank you for reading!
on an out of character note, hi! this blog is run purely by @loadedchekhovsgun! some extra notes out of character ↓
not all questions will be answered most likely; i don't have a set schedule i'll be answering these, but if they're repeats or i just can't think of something, your question may not be used :(
canon is my Bitch aka this blog uses actual canon and headcanons 🫶
inbox will always be open!
any of the art used here is allowed to be used anywhere with credit :)
cc!wilbur supporters are not welcome here! fuck will gold, everything here is purely in character
my personal boundaries still apply to this blog
generally all tags used can be found below! posts may be tagged with other things like content warnings, etc.
