Cock Sandwich

Thor was wedding planning in his head just there

As were we all.

biggest dick energy

a few months ago I was getting another tattoo done, minding my own business, and a middle aged man next to me also getting a tattoo went “let me know if you want me to hold your hand princess” and I was like ??? the audacity??? I was fine??? stfu??? anyway a few minutes later he was sat there in agony biting his hand while the tattooist did a rough part and I just sighed and went “let me know if you want me to hold your hand princess” I’ve never seen a sexist man so broken and that’s how u shut down misogyny thank you for coming to my ted talk

My day has not been great, and this actually really helped

This one of the most Russian things I’ve ever read.

For those who don’t know what’s happening in the video, she untied her shoelaces, pulled one through the inside of the zip tie binding her hands, then tied the shoelaces together. Then, by pulling downward and back and forth on the shoelaces with her feet, she created enough friction to wear away part of the ziptie, making it weak enough to snap right off her hands.

Will always reblog

Protect all the ladies and the dudes

Damn

For teach this to your kids….boys too. We don’t need to lose noone

Avengers 4 : gina linetti snaps her fingers and thanos turns to dust.