Advisor #1: "What the f*ck did I miss? I just came back with the samples."
Advisor #2: "We, um, we were having a meeting about our recent developments on the cure, and it was going really well... until Lady Dazzle's new assistant snuck up behind her and threw a snowball at her."
Advisor #2: "I didn't even see that the door had opened until after they had thrown it."
Advisor #1: "Are they dead? She surely killed them for that."
Advisor #2: "No... No, she... she just stood there for a minute, and I honestly thought that she was going to kill them. But she just... chased them outside and they... they've been throwing snowballs at each other for the past ten minutes."
Advisor #1: "...What- what do you mean? What do you mean they're not killed on the spot?"
Advisor #2: "That's, um, yeah... we don't know what to do."
Soldier #1: "... Why are there two of them?"
Soldier #1: "I just saw Lord Lunar talking to his assistant... but there's another one with him."
Soldier #2: "I haven't heard of him getting another assistant. Who is it?"
Soldier #1: "That's the thing. I have no clue."
Soldier #2: "What do you mean?"
Soldier #1: "I've never seen them before. They look just like Night but purple and a bit shorter honestly."
Soldier #2: "Where are they now?"
Soldier #1: "Last I saw they were heading up towards cells where those astrals are."
Soldier #2: "Are you sure they were his new assistant?"
Soldier #1: "He was talking about how it was his turn to show off his 'place' and how Lord Sun and Lord Solar need to stop hogging them."
Soldier #2: "So... so they're the Overlords' assistant?"
Soldier #1: "I don't know. I came to find you."
Soldier #2: "You doofus, come on, we have to go find out what the deal is with the new guy or else we're going to be the one in the cells when we make the wrong assumptions."
Bystander #1: "Does she have a death wish? Why is she holding hands with Lord Jack?"
Bystander #2: "Oh, you haven't heard."
Bystander #2: "That's Lord Jack's mother."
Bystander #1: "I thought she was dead!"
Bystander #2: "There had been rumors of a grave out in the forest somewhere, but no one has really been able to prove that. He's been addressing her as his mother so we can only assume."
Bystander #1: "... She's not at all how I pictured she'd be."
Bystander #2: "I thought that too. I expected her to be this tall, terrifying dragon thing."
Bystander #1: "Where has she been all this time then?"
Bystander #2: "There's been rumors that she was dead and Lord Jack revived her and has been keeping her hidden away until now. I've just accepted that as my answer."
Bystander #1: "Huh... what exactly are they doing here?"
Bystander #2: "Shopping. They've been in quite a few stores already and Lord Jack hasn't let go of her hands since the last one and he's still quite angry."
Bystander #1: "... Ok, 1: you said that way too casually, and 2: what happened?"
Bystander #2: "I was just in there to pick up an order, and they had come in to look around. Lord Jack went to go grab something to show her and- you remember that gator that moved into town last month."
Bystander #2: "Well, apparently, he didn't see her come in with Lord Jack and started hitting on her. He said some very disgusting things."
Bystander #1: "Oh lord no."
Bystander #2: "We were trying to tell him to stop but he ignored us. Lord Jack came back just as he had grabbed her... then he threw him through the store window."
Bystander #1: "That explains the broken window I passed on my way over here."
Bystander #2: "I think he would've killed him if his mother wasn't standing right there. I swear I saw him look back at her and hesitate."
Bystander #1: "He... he hesitated?"
Bystander #2: "I think that he didn't want his mother to see him kill someone. Though I don't think it'll stop him from coming back in the dead of night to finish what he started."
Bystander #1: "That's... terrifyingly sweet."
Mechanic #1: "Who's the chick?"
Mechanic #2: "What chick?"
Mechanic #1: "The one Lord Solar is talking to."
Mechanic #2: "... I don't know. Must be someone important if Lord Solar is actually talking to her."
Mechanic #3: "Overlord Moon picked her up out of space and she became the Overlords' new assistant."
Mechanic #1: "How do you know that?"
Mechanic #3: "I was working on the craft when it happened, Genius."
Mechanic #2: "Doesn't Lord Solar already have an assistant though?"
Mechanic #3: "He does but from what I hear this one is... special."
Mechanic #1: "How so? They look just about the same as anyone else here."
Mechanic #3: "Not entirely sure but the Overlords are extremely protective of her. Lord Solar cut off a guy's head because he threw something at her."
Mechanic #1: "She must be special then. The only other person to be treated like that is the Sun that follows him around."
Mechanic #3: "Yeah, I heard Daydream and Lord Solar are brothers. And I heard rumors that this new girl is his wife."
Mechanic # 2: "What? There's no way? Him of all people?"
Mechanic #3: "I overheard some of the ladies downstairs talkin' about how Lord Solar's wife went missing or somethin' and that that new assistant is actually her. But I think that's just a rumor."
Mechanic #1: "Even if it's not true, I don't want to end up dead by asking too many questions."