The Other Side Of The Sun

"What is that? Velvet?" https://www.instagram.com/p/BslsdidFzSUL0mC9bjnM3uLNO_HEfeETYtQPuo0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=noynw2s5v2zu

Here's my dog comforting me after trying to figure out what the hell my mom wants from Chipotle. Please help... #youalwaysgetthesamething #writeitdownnexttime https://www.instagram.com/p/BsReTqAFG7Bt8uYpb8e8reZDMAInRbNuIAFngM0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=11greagu9i6dg

Max hates fire. My wife is outside with the fire pit on 10 and he's worried about her. He's so scared of fire that he won't go near the door. So now I have to kick it with him to help him relax. #hesnotheavyhesmybrother https://www.instagram.com/p/Br_ZQ6cFtRd4bvJ6r7o0t8Bcq4sZwsgWj2cCGs0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=108bt8w6cpmb1

This lady at the Rockets game has me in tears. She came back to her seat right before the 3rd quarter and wound up on TV. @tonydarkmusic get your Houston peoples!!! 😂😂😂 https://www.instagram.com/p/Br6gxzXFe0orzsLruLwSjsJma-V1XlVXOnYM8M0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=depw1dhvvia1

*internal thoughts* I bought her that fire pit she wanted. Now I'm going to have to sacrifice Metal Gear/FIFA time. I have just played myself. #loveandmarriage #itsaninstituteyoucantdispariage https://www.instagram.com/p/Br6fU66FqyIqjIQhQL9shSVU4r0JQYIb4-dMbc0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=qw9tb6tlyfvv

Almost copped. I couldn't get enough of this when it came out. I was blown away by this whole album and it also introduced me to Royce. Not too bad for your mainstream debut, Mr. Mathers. https://www.instagram.com/p/Brtc55IlnGJ_CsY1B_nqJHqRNyEfuOfNiTDmVo0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=aqdbwqfplktw

This was supposed to show the orange exploding out of the peel but Max showed up and distracted me. So here we are. https://www.instagram.com/p/BrjMrEIFLHnyfsP8KbDtvMfKWix_JukuFWCWJ80/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1ntm5zu006zvn

Hashweh. With homemade laban. Let's go. (Notice there's no bread in this picture) #lebanesefood https://www.instagram.com/p/Brg3J--lsEgyNExLxEqO42KoITOp4jGhWb5wiE0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=isj4j6mad4yw

Here's me. Eating a post recess snack. I like my family. I promise I do. #theydidmewrong https://www.instagram.com/p/Brgr5eDF3FqYP9Qn8N4zkUpjqd4AH6Wq_ljJv00/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1scho439zvi6x

Your boy just wanted a grown up sandwich. Now I'm out here like I just got out of school. Where's the applesauce?!?!?! https://www.instagram.com/p/Brgran2FnXyBY2PR9k9GOcNT0QTO2Nxe49wyZg0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1jrbv268bsk1s