Bong

*talking about jonah magnus* oh you know jingus mcbingus? Jimmy magma? Monah jagnus? Jared McDonalds eieio? Piece of shit? You know him?

One of my favourite online phenomenons is when the fandom has some absolutely beautiful names for ships with symbolism as well as rolling off the tongue super well . (ie doorkaey(tma), lonelyeyes(tma), twisting skys(tma), kingsmen (malevolent), holyghosts (malevolent) etc) and then the mainship is called fucking jmart or jarthur- its funnier considering both of those HAVE THE FANCY NAMES. (teaholding and private eyes) but only some of the fandom uses it. most of us just default to goddamn JMART. supermarket ass name.

A MELANCHOLIC-

THAT WE KEEP AFLOAT

ITS TIME TO FLIP THE SWITCH

WHEN THE PROBLEMS CHRONIC

NOT BEING HYPERBOLIC

BUT IT’S TIME TO GHOST

AND WHEN THE SUN SHINES DOWN UPON ME

ILL KNOW IM RIGHTEOUS BABE

IN THIS TIME OF CRISIS BABE

The relationship between threshold parker and arthur up til now is so funny actually because parker was murdered by his possessed best friend (tragic) and has no idea how he died and the only one he can communicate with is said friend who suddenly does not fully trust him all the while arthur who fucking knows ALL OF THAT is telling him to take a chill pill

I have a condition called: If I even hear Oscar’s voice, I will break into tears because I love that man so much and the fact that he was only mentioned for the rest of malevolent then suddenly got a (maybe a two minute long) cameo in threshold and Arthur teasing that we may get more content of him will actually make me tear out my teeth one by one