My brain sicked up this blog

next week being christmas feels fake but okay

One of the things I resent most about being Animal Brain Apex Predator trapped in Maximum Productivity Society is that I have to work when the weather is gross, instead of following my natural instinct to burrow myself into something dry and soft and sleep until Optimal Foraging Conditions

It is dark and cold and wet and miserable and I have a warm dark quiet hideaway full of food and drinking water that is safe from interlopers and for some ungodly reason instead of holing up there to conserve my energy, I am standing up in a brightly lit beige room for several hours. A possum wouldn't put up with this shit. I'm going to bite someone

as the quality of everything in the world decreases, the quality of pictures of cats increases tenfold, and the rise has been exceptional for the past two years

The pharaohs daughter finding Moses at the riverbank

this reply completely knocked the wind out of me

theres like a guarantee that if someone’s url ends in “course” or “discourse” theyre an asshole

my theory is that ppl my age are like this because we were unintentionally brainwashed by the windows media player visualisations.don’t know with what. but it had an effect

The first sentence was a left hook that I almost did not recover from.

The Dollskill brand copywriting bible… we found it…

this is like a clockwork orange but a girl

@pangur-and-grim

Wow fucking IMAGINE if American politicians handled bullshit anti science believers that swiftly

havin peoples home addresses is surreal bc i could like randomly send them a photo of a clam?? that’s something i could do? i literally have the means to send them a physical image of a bivalve mollusk but i never ddo