The bad twin

That settles it. Come, person-who’s-name-I-don’t-know. Let’s go get you a cake so you can give me a slice.

Free cake? Lead the way. I'm Olivia by the way.

I just want to eat, then I realize my priorities are out of order.

Hey...you could always go with Chinese.

I try, Liv. I try. 

I'm sure you do.

Well shit. I just ruined that for myself. You never heard me say that.

Oh but I did---although since I am being generous for once, blame it on my sister, I would share one slice with you.

I would’ve just taken the cake before you even noticed.

It's now a mental note not to eat cake around you.

I’m Rory, nice meetin’ ya, Liv! I— Pale?! No, no. It’s cause you’re looking at me at the wrong angle. See? Look how tan I am! 

You look fabulous Ror's.

And there went all my hopes of getting a free cake. Damn.

Whoa---you actually thought you'd get cake. Sorry that wouldn't have even happened. 

Lame. Tight stuff is too much of a has- Hold up. Did you say cake? Who cares if it looks nice or not. The best part of a cake is how it taste.

Yeah I'd most likely burn that poor thing or worse...not cook it right

Celebrate good times, c’mon! Anyway, who’re ya anyway? I don’t think I’ve ever seen you. Then again, I haven’t seen the sun in a week, so… 

I'm Olivia, figured since you look so pale unless you're secretly a vampire.

——English? But hey, now we’ve got something in common. I like me too.

Ay! Celebration!

Skinny jeans are a pain in the butt anyways. I don’t get why people like them so tight. It doesn’t always look good. Created? So you make clothes and shit?

Because they like tight stuff maybe? Hah...no not even close, the thing I would make one day is probably cake---which wouldn't look so great.

Smart girl. For a second there I thought you were going to be one of those bimbos that don’t know how good food really is.

Oh good god no, my hair is not blonde. I prefer food more than if I can fit into a pair of skinny jeans--which is why they created those lovely leggings.

Way to get my hopes up then. I was expecting like a uh, candy mountain.„ except with chocolate.

Sorry to disappoint--okay I lied I'm not really sorry.

Man, doing nothing can really wear you out sometimes.

Dude---you're like speaking my language. I like you already.